Sounds like dirty kinks to me

The pliers?
..Was there something wrong with your teeth? If not, was there something wrong with your father?

Yes, the pliers. An ugly, black, with a strong iron smell pliers
My teeth were fine
My father just didn't want to take me to the dentist so he just pat his laps "come here, puppy. Imma get those for you, it won't hurt or bleed at all."
It hurt and bled.

This is competing with the foreskin zipper comments for worst thing ive heard this week. I hope your teeth were loose at least

As far as I remember, my teeth were in good state
Until they got pulled outta my mouth forcefully ofc
My life is full of traumatizing experiences