Is eco-friendly terrorism even wrong?

They don’t like bendy straws either

Excuse me, but the Avalanche Gang would like to have a word with you

See! Not all terrorists are bad!

It's been a simulation all along

"Risks to humans".
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Cos' being shot is less life-threatening than your neighbor using a plastic bag.

As if terrorist Muslims needed to ingratiate themselves with western marxists anymore. This all started when someone used a plastic garbage bag as a niqab, his property suffocated and he was out 15 goats.