Mini watermelons Quarter coin for size

A caribou? @Freudiandip I think the guest is referring to the caribou and bitching about the fact it's a Canadian quarter and not an American one. Don't know if the shape shifting reptile refers to our nickel (It's a beaver)... The back of our coins have Queen Elizabeth.

People call caribous... Swamp donkeys? This is even stranger than cutting cheese with a knife.

That's news to me. I've literally never heard that term in my life. I hear caribou get called elk a lot (which I can understand), but never swamp donkey. A quick google reveals swamp donkey seems to be the name of a group of "adventurers" who race each other. The most common alternative I could find seemed to be a moose.

I've never heard of swamp donkey, I'm literally guessing on what the guest meant. What do you cut cheese with? A spoon?

Wait was shape shifting reptile meant to refer to the queen?

A cheese-slicer, duh?

Guest is actually pretty funny. Snow camel is a gem.

Thank you