Aha hahaha. ..

When I was young, I just wanted people to laugh together with by 23.

I don’t even want to get married. I just want a really, really good friend who I can laugh with and share everything with. Without getting stabbed in the back or anything. Nothing romantic, just a close friend.

I'm in my 30's and never married, its not a requirement for happiness.

When I was young, I wanted to be pregnant by 16, so I could be a cool young mum to my children.
BWAHAHAHAHA

I was married by 28 (which is the average age, apparently)

I grew up Mormon. Went to BYU-H. Getting married in the temple was one of the things you did to get into Heaven. I remember thinking "Go to college, meet someone. Get married by Junior year and graduate the next year". Well, junior turned into senior which turned into after my internship, which turned into by 2012 which turned into by 2016 and..well, here I am at 30 and nary a prospect in sight. Nothing kills your chances at love in Utah like being an ExMormon.

Now i dont want to get married

When i was a kid i wanted to get rich and not have to deal with all the idiots from school. I achieved one of those.