I(I).K(Kan).E(Eat).A(Læmp)

this radiates a highly cursed energy

That title is slightly concerning...

So yeah, this idea of using Scandinavian letters when you have no idea how they're used makes you look really stupid. Læmp isn't even a word unless you ment lämp, as in lämplighetsintyg and even then it makes no sense in the context. Srsly stop.