The greatest trick the NSA ever pulled was convincing the world that the FBI is the US government agency responsible for spying on them.
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· 5 years ago
Well obviously they work in 3-part shifts. NSA takes January, Feburary, March, and April. FBI takes May, June, July, and August. And finally CIA takes September, October, November, and December.
I used to think my phone is phone was vibrating and then there was nothing until I finally figured out it was the zipper on my hoodie rubbing against the button on my pants.
Especially when you’re waiting for someone to text or snapchat you, but they don’t and your mind just keeps fucking with you.
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My android does this thing where it'll just open to the lock screen by itself, and I don't have a password so this means I often open apps in my pocket without realizing
I'm certain its one of those bullshit gesture things but I've combed through every setting and can't find any way to turn it off
I'm certain its one of those bullshit gesture things but I've combed through every setting and can't find any way to turn it off