The proper way to eat a banana

I usually just deepthroat it and moan until my friends get uncomfortable and tell me to stop

Give it a little jerkoff before you put the tip in your mouth?

Oh yeah, my masculinity is being challenged by a fruit. I'll deepthroat that bitch

If y'all dropped that stupid masculinity cult you wouldn't have to be intimidated by a fruit.

As a female, eating a banana in public seems an invitation for innuendos and bad pick up lines.