That must’ve been horrifying for the child to see

That must've been mortifying for her parents as well lmao

Get a bedroom door lock

I’ve heard this in a number of versions, all bullshit, but all very possible

I would've looked her dead in her eyes and said "honey you are very fortunate he put his peepee in my ha-ha to have you" or "my child I could've had a made a better version of you" or if I really wanted to "I didn't let him put his peepee in my mouth one time, now I'm stuck with you"