They would feel so squishy in your mouth all the time. Would they feel like gummy worms or what? A flexible soft plastic type of feeling until you got hungry? How did anyone even think of this!
You didn't have to say this. You could have seen this, blew air through your nose, and kept scrolling. But no, you had to let everyone see this. You had to string together two okay words to make an absolutely barbaric sentence. You disgust me.
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