I don't know. $116 for electricity in a state where you run your a/c 24/7 on top of other appliances is not that far off if at all. Really that's just $546 dollars a month for the room so right near your $500 and she's not charging for water so I think is completely reasonable.
Dear mother,
Thank you for your carefully crafted, meticulous but concise letter, detailing the grievances felt by both parties in regards to the currently ongoing proceedings. Unfortunately, having spent the last few days in the darkness of the Middle Ages style poverty your debt-based housing arrangement forced me into, it was as I lay hunched in the no mans stretch of your lands(The line between nations where your laws hold no sway) I was about to burn the last of my clothing for warmth when in a hunger induced delirium, I collapsed on the border between Mother Karenia and America, with my palm outstretched. This can legallay be argued as a cry for help from an exile seeking asylum. A team of 50 child advocacy lawyers, 1 from each state, has lodged extradition charges, where you will face a $50,000,000 suit. Kindly find attached 50 copies of said papers. Breaking the seal of this letter is defined as acceptance of receipt of documents and summons are expected within 50 days.
Son
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Thank you for your carefully crafted, meticulous but concise letter, detailing the grievances felt by both parties in regards to the currently ongoing proceedings. Unfortunately, having spent the last few days in the darkness of the Middle Ages style poverty your debt-based housing arrangement forced me into, it was as I lay hunched in the no mans stretch of your lands(The line between nations where your laws hold no sway) I was about to burn the last of my clothing for warmth when in a hunger induced delirium, I collapsed on the border between Mother Karenia and America, with my palm outstretched. This can legallay be argued as a cry for help from an exile seeking asylum. A team of 50 child advocacy lawyers, 1 from each state, has lodged extradition charges, where you will face a $50,000,000 suit. Kindly find attached 50 copies of said papers. Breaking the seal of this letter is defined as acceptance of receipt of documents and summons are expected within 50 days.
Son