Really mitosis I know you where joking but it's hard for things with bones to use mitosis and precise you have to eat A lot in order to split so fat people wouldn't excised (probably not sure about that up)
Ah, the good 'ol days. When men were men, and dressed in suits to go to high school parties. Where they'd sip whiskey and enjoy a cigar. Maybe even get a hummer on the ride home from a girl without 3 kids worth of stretchmarks and razor blades in their hair.
One nice thing about parties THESE days is that you don't have to be white to attend. Also, if you're gay or bi, you can actually flirt with people who are your own gender. And if you're a woman, you don't HAVE to wear a modest, flirty dress.
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