You don't seem to understand how impressive that nothing is.
It's like walking through Poland in a Nazi uniform or making sexist jokes at a FemiNazi convention and having nothing happen.
Something should have happened. But it didn't.
Having an entire pride of lions actively trying to eat you for a considerable amount of time and having nothing happen is a feat neither you or I could accomplish easily, if at all.
Its impressive, but I'm still disappointed. I witnessed no destruction. This should be titled 'lion pride try to eat hippo and it shrugs it off and walks away.' Don't get our hopes up like that and then dash them. It makes whats still awesome not seem so awesome.
I see and understand your point. A title such as "Hippo gives no fucks" or "How to survive a lion attack in one easy step." would have been more appropriate.
Hippo teeth aren't made for excess. Their immense canines AND massive jaws are needed to harm each other. Lions have a powerful bite, but not nearly close enough.
Nothing happens.
It's like walking through Poland in a Nazi uniform or making sexist jokes at a FemiNazi convention and having nothing happen.
Something should have happened. But it didn't.
Having an entire pride of lions actively trying to eat you for a considerable amount of time and having nothing happen is a feat neither you or I could accomplish easily, if at all.