My reaction to everything

Omg who read my mind?

This is very true.

*Leans back in chair too far*
Welp, I guess this is how I die

No when I get shampoo in my eyes, I think "There is a monster/killer right behind me and I'm gonna die"

*accidentally step on my dog* oh no! she's never gunna love me ever again and I'm gunna die alone.

*stubs toe on bed* oh great my toe's broken now I'll have to get my legs amputated an never be able to walk

Y e s yyyyyyyyyeeeeeessssss

STAYING ALONE its better to be dy