Precious food

well i would if i had 87 of them...

That's dedication

He so loves his fries!

What if someone put in an extra fry just to fuck with him..

I would eat one. Then break another one in half. No one would be the wiser.

This is what i have to do in my house

I would eat 20 fries then cut twenty more fries in half to replace the ones I ate

87 frics weren't given that day...

Ah, yes, the house-sharing problem...along with "who didn't wash their dishes?" and "who didn't clean the tub?" Never again!