Fallen to the communists

Ahahaha SO MANY.
Aunt Flo dropped off a gift/is visiting.
Crimson Horror/Tide/Flood
Shark Week
Hell Week
It's Carrie's Prom night all week.
Niagra Fuck
Southern Sabbatical
Red Fox Raid
Red Tide
I woke up on a Japanese Flag.
Blow Job Blowout Sale/Back Door Bonanza (for those into that sort of thing)
Fire sale at the baby store
My personal favorite is Dutch (I think) and translates to "There are communists in the funhouse".
I know I'm missing some... Ladies?

Riding the cotton pony. Don't judge I know I'm a guy, I heard on a robot chicken sketch

Its bad timing.
At least thats the subtle least awkward one I like to use.

Wtf did I just read?? O_O