What? You're calling me lazy?

That's enough for today. Don't wanna wear myself out

I'm so exhausted. I should take a break.

If my blood can travel four miles why am I still fat.

BuzzFeed!!!!!!

*reads "take 8 breaths"*
*holds breath*
*reads "blink six times"
*opens eyes wide*
*reads next panel*
*opens eyes wider*
*passes out from holding breath*

*holds breath for 30 seconds to prove world wrong

I prefer the term selective participation...

Anyone else blink when when they read that part?

Blink both 6 and 7 times? What?