This one time, I was late to English class because my locker was being a butt, and I know there are all these assholes in my class so I'm preparing for the regular stuff. The second I open the door, this obnoxious guy starts in with "Ooh, you're late!" I just turned to him, cold as ice, and said as sharply as I could "I'm aware, thank you." The entire class went silent and the teacher just stared at me as I took my seat calmly. The guy looked completely mortified. Needless to say, no one pulls that shit with me anymore.
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