Sandwiches bring this world together

*Smacks sub to the ground and violently stomps it then proceeds to grab lime by the caller and stare deep into his closeted homosexual soul.

*hugs lime*
Shhh... it's okay. Subs are okay...

What's wrong with being gay? I'm confused. Am I killing people? Am I releasing a death ray? Am I shooting up an elementary school? Am I forcing religion onto people? Am I hijacking a plane to crash into a skyscraper because FUCK AMERICA? Besides if I was homosexual you'd have to be the NSA to know that and even then it'd be hard to know. And, *makes new sub* SUBS ARE ACCEPTED, BUT GUESTS AREN'T.

Guests aren't accepted? :((((

Only mean ones..

Only the ones that do not accept subs.

Also how do you grab someone by a caller? I'm not wearing a telemarketer

Just so the guest knows...I laughed. I don't think that was homophobic. It was hilarious