mfw i see all the love shared by funsubbers

*claps really fast*

I'm not even kidding I feel so happy right now. I need to go outside for the first time in a week. ^o^

Go! Go! Go! But don't stay out too late. We'll miss you.

Going!.. After I finish funsubing for the day

Just went outside! It's cold, slippery, and the sun burns my eyes.

Welcome Back, friend.

Never go outside. Outside is bad

Outside is scary. And bright. AND THERE ARE PEOPLE THERE.

WHY WOULD YOU GO OUT THERE!?

I was curious.

NO. Bad dafuq! No you don't follow your curiosity away from the internet.

Okay :/ I ain't mad. I went outside, saw my neighbour and screamed "WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME YOU SANAFABITCH" and I ran all the way to the park where I saw these big and scary boys and I was passing by, one of them glanced at me and I gave him the evil eye and whispered "You'll regret that cursed glance" and then I ran back home. If was quite scary and people were looking at me. Probably because I was wearing pajamas under a coat. Rainbow pajamas. Is there something wrong with me?

There are others!?

PEOPLE EVERYWHERE all staring WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME nothing to see here. I literally just ran home screaming, locked the door to my bedroom, and covered my window with blinds and curtains and stuff. My mom says I'm paranoid. She stays doesn't go outside either. It's so scary out there like I can't even

Sorry for the long pause I just remembered I left something outside and I saw my neighbour again I think they're afraid of me now.

The outernet is a scary place... You should never go there!

Be brave, my friend. Be brave

How did this conversation happen?

I don't know. But I feel so normal. I have job, I pay bills. I pay taxes

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It probably didn't make sense, I had to delete some comments cause I hit my limit last night.

Some of us have school and yes..... Outernet is a hell hole