walking home from a party late one evening
several guys were following me as if my drunk ass managed to piss them somehow
try to walk faster, to no avail, I'm drunk as shit
catch me in some random college student neighborhood
oh shit, my ass is about to be beaten
still in talking phase
lights flick on in the house
three guys in full musketeers garb walk out
leader is some blonde guy with a beard, eyepatch, and some wierd-ass accent
"what sort of ruffians would be accosting someone outside our residence? stand and deliver!"
guy starts yelling at them, I deserve to get my ass beaten
very well then. draw steel you blackguard
all three of them draw rapiers from their belts
guys run
"I know why not these foul men sought your harm,but come and tell us the tale, stranger"
spend rest of the evening drinking mulled wine with these lunatics
bunch of Swedish re-enacters lived there
blonde guy is actually missing an eye, lost it in a machine shop accident
stagger home completely drunk with a hat
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several guys were following me as if my drunk ass managed to piss them somehow
try to walk faster, to no avail, I'm drunk as shit
catch me in some random college student neighborhood
oh shit, my ass is about to be beaten
still in talking phase
lights flick on in the house
three guys in full musketeers garb walk out
"what sort of ruffians would be accosting someone outside our residence? stand and deliver!"
guy starts yelling at them, I deserve to get my ass beaten
very well then. draw steel you blackguard
all three of them draw rapiers from their belts
guys run
spend rest of the evening drinking mulled wine with these lunatics
bunch of Swedish re-enacters lived there
blonde guy is actually missing an eye, lost it in a machine shop accident
stagger home completely drunk with a hat
FUCKING
EPIC
and
THIS
A THOUSAND TIMES THIS