sorry, you didn't get the job.

Well an Everlasting Gobstopper was a fictional piece of candy from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory that never lost it's flavor. An "Everlasting Chocolate Bar" if it was deemed "unwarranted, absurd and quite frankly scared [them] a little" was probably something involving a little bit of toilet humor.

I was just thinking the same thing.

He obviously has no idea what to do in that job if he can't write an application remotely good.