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A monster in Lake Michigan 17 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
it's a sturgeon.
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Her (2013) 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
this movie is awesome.
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I cant wait 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I saw it about 2 hours ago.... I wish there wasn't a head taking up half the screen and people need to seriously STFU so others can listen to the dialogue :/ Looks EPIC AF THOUGH.... Thanos throwing a freaking moon!? WOW.
Florida man was wrongly accused this time 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
beat me too it.
Florida man was wrongly accused this time 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
the only thing worse than Florida's residents are Florida's cops.
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Eventually you start to lower your standards 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
yep. I was doing this an hr ago looking for some protein to go with my noodles.... took like 8 min before I realized I could fix an egg.
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Buying a monkey 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
also monkeys get super lonely... monkeys on their own tend to go insane.
What does your country have? 18 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
if you didn't realize it was porn by Gianna.... damn.
What does your country have? 18 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
Selena Gomez can GTFO. America has J-Law... that's my girl yo.
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Survival of the flutist 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I played the trombone in MS and 9th grade lol.... this is hilarious.
What's the wrost lie you told your parents 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I once got ISS for eating a few fries in the lunch line before I paid. I lied and said I hit a kid because I knew my mom would have chewed the school out and it wasn't worth the headache that would cause.
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Y'all know who you are 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I swear I thought the first line said vote day and I was sooooooooo confused.
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Sass level: Hawkeye when drunk 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I don't have anyone in my family saved in my phone besides my mom and dad. I have 3 brothers and 3 sisters... I either never call them or have just memorized their numbers. Hell... I remember my 4th grade best friend's phone number... and he moved across the country 19 years ago. I'm pretty good at remembering numbers.
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Now that is one smart dog 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
now THAT is funny XD
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Jesus is cool with it 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I'm fine with him thinking it too... I'm not going to go out of my way to find him and hit him for it or anything. I was just expressing my opinion on his opinion with a downvote.
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Salsa 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
and I said "it does say salsa"
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Jesus is cool with it 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I downvoted him because I don't see your sexuality as something you can change. It's like saying it's a sin to be black or a midget.
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That's a little concerning... 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
my mom has tried to strangle me and has thrown a knife at me... so... yeah... I can see it.
Always fighting the good fight 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
Never have to put christmas lights up if you never take them down.
I believe 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
pft... he's got you fooled... he's freaking Dracula.
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...what is wrong with that guy,wanting animals to frickle frackle.... 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
ok... so.. for all you know it could have been Mr. or Ms. Garrison.
Obama was not in a position of power. 21 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
forsure. I shouldn't waste any time then?
Can you see it? 42 comments
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
does that invert the screen? does it work with the 2 on the num pad? my directional keys are missing the down arrow lol