And then it turns out they parked in the very back of the farthest parking lot and there are two open spots on either side of their car.

lol... a kid got suspended for biting a pop tart into the shape of a gun. This would get him expelled.

The pictures of John Kelly during this speech were priceless. The facepalm and the hands over the head with the shoulders on the knees. You can feel the "just stick to the freaking script you moron" radiating from him.

"thank's space nigga" lmao

quicksand and snakes? Who is this guy? Indiana Jones?

baja blast is my shit, but I do love Chipotle, actually had some for dinner tonight. I don't like the queso they added though, it's pretty bland. Got it on the side to try it just in case... was the right decision.

LMAOOOOOO daaaamn that's cold blooded

you think this is a fucking game?!

Look at me. I am the master now.

"Male calves, who are considered worthless to the dairy industry, are often sold for veal." That is way more sexist.

I have this same eevee doll :D

that IS hilarious.

so old, but it still gets me. "But I am le tired" lmao

I set alarms at night if there is a show I want to watch and I'm watching football or outside or something =p.

wow... she is beautiful.