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Small demons 24 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
can you imagine any large dog with the temperament of a chihuahua? Nobody would be able to go near the freaking thing.
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Dr Phil with words of wisdom 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Someone can't handle a joke.
Go swimming 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I be swimming around like a seal when I get in mah pool. Can't do that in public pools though :/ people get in the way.
Honestly though 37 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
When I was a teenager my mom had a dial safe with 100 digits.. It took me awhile, but eventually I cracked it. I got the last digit when she didn't lock the safe once, the middle digit when I asked her to get something out of it and peaked, and then just tried for the first digit until I got it.
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That face 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I think it was a Wooper.
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New gold rush: Ivory hunters dig for mammoth tusks in Siberia 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
THAT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!
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Lick that face 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Tyrantrum is a beast, one of my favorite pokes... I just wish he had more moves he could use with Strong Jaw beyond the elemental/poison fangs and crunch. With his hidden ability though, Head Smash spam becomes hilarious.
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He looks weird 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I was not commenting on her comment that was shared here.
Durrrr
Impressed 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
dick head and thin eyes. It's dildo science, not rocket science.
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He looks weird 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I'll say it... he's a fucking genius and aged hilariously well. Some of his works you can dive into and think about wtf longer than the event depicted took... which can last years.
"Romantic" suicide 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I love ho you can pick the "the" and the "g" in "go" so you know that shit is really right under it.
Also... demons.... so "bitch, what the fuck?" x2.
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Lettuce 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
>_>
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She looks like one 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
you can, but it's literally a message ever 8 minutes. Good fucking luck.
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She looks like one 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
this is still one of the most insane stories ever. Like... even with a spam-bot that's fucking remarkable.
Nature 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
And this one is Magolican. As one of the wisest of the the council of the second realm he took the body of an Ent in the third. Although he never saw eye to eye with Treebeard there was a mutual respect, as Magolican was the one source of the rare flower: The White Vision, or in Elvish: Processveris. Galadriel; specifically, took a shining to the flower as she felt it exuded all of her best qualities; quick to ripen, long to decay on the tree; short off, astounding beauty, and a penchant for making Gandalf sneeze.
Oh, that crazy bitch also tried to continuously chop off his flowers and smoke the shit out of them so she could glimpse the future. <_< DON'T SMOKE MAGOLICAN! DO SMOKE LONGBOTTOM LEAF.
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Typically me rn 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
that's up for debate... but his body language says that even though he knows he lost everything he'd do it again and isn't THAT psychologically fucked yet. Basically the self-doubt hasn't crept in; so yes... he absolutely was chilling in the Soul World after his victory; which, if anything, was interrupted by child Gamora.
Think of his victory as more of a Silver Lining. He won; saved the universe; proved he could make the ultimate sacrifice and goes to live happily ever after.

I mean... That's exactly what the fuck he did.
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All I'm saying 28 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Have had the same one for about 10 years and the dryer for 20. Just have been taking good care of both. My weekends are slow to begin with... never had the need for insta-dry shit.
Anyway... there is this thing called a lipid bi-layer. Soap makes them explode... that's why anti-bacterial soap is a sham. If your spaceship explodes in half by just coming in contact with the atmosphere it makes invasion difficult.
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Get bigger 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
You gotta have that ependables cross-over where they each fight evil twins. Gotta beat Marvel to Incursions.
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Chernobyl 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
oh god that took me about 15 seconds... I was studying the picture and didn't realize wtf I read XD.
Injectors 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
that's a close one between the viper and the needle.... but I'm gonna give this one to the viper.
Dream snitches 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Or her subconscious heard his ass sneak out and she just interpreted it through a dream that would wake her up. >_> Maybe?
All lines are straight 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
(X)
He was probably lion there in regret 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
@timebender25. I see it as well. XD
No homo tho 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Get the fuck out with this garbage.