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Give him a hug 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I think it's best you think of this place like a meme aggregate site: akin to yahoo.... you'll be much happier.
Photoshop pro 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Sorry... that Hitmonlee joke hit me like a landing High Jump Kick... fucking precise.... but not accurate... but it landed... so >_>=====b thumbs up.
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Why couldn't the pepper use its crossbow? It didn't habanero 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Joke is on us... now we harvest them in such mass they are hilariously easy to see from ISS orbit. <_< :)
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Easy money 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
no prolapse allowed.
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Crow takes the pie from a fellow driver 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
U got a friend N need....
Good bye 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
If only... talking about really saving the universe. (Jar Jar... not the professor... if your professor says this... it really means ARRIVE AT CLASS AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU DUMB FUCK AND MAKE MY TEACHING WORTH OUR TIME. >_>
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Peace and quiet 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
sprang brake
Peace and quiet 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
and the buzzing.
Nice to be a hot guy 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
@trashmanrevenge if my bro has the opportunity for a 4some with a 3:1 ratio.... dude.... let him have his fun. My issue is they fucking stayed around and played video games... gtfo and go get waffle house or denny's.
How you gonna deny him the dream?
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Has to ever happened to you ? 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
1,000 shots a day under self-hypnosis and you'll wonder why you aren't in the NBA after a month when done right... (it's because you can't fucking guard anybody).
Has to ever happened to you ? 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Have you ever zoned out thinking about a time you zoned out but couldn't zone back in but then couldn't zone back in from thinking about how you couldn't zone back in.... only zoning back in upon the realization that you zoned out about a zone out where you zoned back in but didn't and then decided on that 3rd zone in that you'd rather zone back out again?
But what if they both are right ? 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Anyway... my point was... you can live a physical life without god, can't live one without food.
But what if they both are right ? 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Nonsensical argument for so many reasons... but ok. You need to eat and unless you can supplement your diet locally or pay more in fuel to have food shipped you. This would ironically feed more carnivores(the people shipping you your shit)... on a cargo ship.... from a deforested place farmed by slave wages. That's before you leave California. If you live in the US, half the shit you get, and WAY over half if you are vegan, is grown in..... California.
Once wounded, plants use calcium signals to warn distant tissues of future attacks 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
It actually causes a (1^x) reaction and usually warns not just a few plants, but hundreds of them; in some grasses or tree growths, literally thousands... sometimes millions...
It can aso cause an (n^x) reaction. F U N.
Billions would be algae blooms but even though they get triggered... I don't think it's the same kind of response.... <_< bumchickawahwah.
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Hurricane Hassler Hasselhoff is on the case 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I 100% get that this is a riff on the Cooper thing... but... dude... Cooper 100% destroyed every idea that what he did was staged in that 10 min segment he did. He shouldn't have to do that... but because the dude that is sharing it is part of the first family. I highly doubt The Hass is gonna have a problem with you tweeting it.... I imagine he'd have a problem if a member of the first family did it though.
When you live in Eastern Europe but you are a drug dealer 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
A dumb dealer. He could put that on the roof, hook everyone up and know aint nobody given his ass up.
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Cave diving 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I like how it looks like that other cavern is farting on the diver....
Mr. Lemiwinks.
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Thank your cats 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
LORD VOLTRON (name I gave a cat around the hookah bar)
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I present to you, Dun-dun-dun dun-dun! Most enthusiastic food vendor ever 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
"The most powerful force in the universe is compound interest" - Albert Einstein.
"If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their Fathers conquered.... I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies.... The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs." - Thomas Jefferson.
Now you know why compound interest exists :D math!
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I present to you, Dun-dun-dun dun-dun! Most enthusiastic food vendor ever 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I feel like I just got a happy ending in an asian massage parlor while having a prostate exam done at the same time.
Walking on San Francisco streets 12 comments
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Walking on San Francisco streets 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
100% accurate. My favorite city so far... but damn those hills... you either get in shape or fucking die.
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3rd child 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
that's cuz the 3rd child fucked up horribly perhaps? ....idk... I'm both the 1st, the 4th and the.... "DNP- coaches decision". (Step and half sisters/brothers)
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Kin with mimes 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
kin is like family (born with or chosen) with the same mindset.
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Kin with mimes 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
If I lived in an urban area i would 100% have had a street gig in HS during the summer instead of visiting my dad.