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#GotRoasted 2 comments
funnystatus
· 5 years ago
the guy got that wrong.. the hole in those trainers are to let AIR in and out so your feet breath Not to let water out !! the funny thing on the cable is called a ferrite bead to stop electrical interference
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Found on dankmemes 6 comments
funnystatus
· 6 years ago
if he had any brains he would only have to look at the rocket to know the earth was round, if it was flat he would not need to point the rocket up at an angle ..fool
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This is fine 5 comments
funnystatus
· 6 years ago
actually not so true , it was the Venice counsel and it floods all the time and has done for hundreds of years..nothing to do with global crap science .
I'd kill for an education 11 comments
funnystatus
· 6 years ago
that dick , if he does not know you can go into the military and not kill anyone. there are many jobs you can do , humm doctor nurse dentist , carptinter , sooo many
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Everything sucks and is less impressive when you're poor 13 comments
funnystatus
· 6 years ago
you have a computer so you could have taught your kids another language FREE if you wanted too , but you are the type of people that say " o no it's the schools fault for not teaching a second language " sort your life out before you judge others.
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Chose your heroes wisely 12 comments
funnystatus
· 6 years ago
the girl did nothing but have a fun boat trip , no one changed a thing cos of her free boat trip not a single plant was planted not a single bird saved , in fact she made more of a bigger carbon footprint than if she had just taken a plane to the conference and now she's going on another free boat trip. facts need to be checked. now the guy just did it no carbon foot print not free boat trips .. that's how it's done..the girl should have just stayed home and planted tree's it would have been better for the world.
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Using a hammer on a lollipop 3 comments
funnystatus
· 6 years ago
fake post, look at the top pic and if you look at the bottom of the lolly you just see the hole , it was made by the hammer first and lolly put it
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#Equality 10 comments
funnystatus
· 6 years ago
nearly there, the way it works is every astronaut is covered by there own country's laws . so Russian astronauts are covered by Russian law , UK astronaut's are covered by UK law ect: ..
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Oh snap! This made me crack up. It really hit my funny bone... Then broke it 9 comments
funnystatus
· 6 years ago
if they did not hate each other so much there would have been a lot more shows
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Say NO to racism 2 comments
Not a bad idea 10 comments
Does it autosend too ? 12 comments
funnystatus
· 6 years ago
point is after you write the text you have to hit send so if you are lazy and do not read it first it is not autocorrect messing the text up it's you being lazy.
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Fingers crossed he beats the test of time 5 comments
funnystatus
· 6 years ago
humm maybe look back in time and you will see humans running just as fast for fun..
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Good deal 5 comments
This Guy Said No to $7 Billion Dollars for Humanity 2 comments
funnystatus
· 6 years ago
he could have just asked for $0,10 per bottle it would still have been cheap and he would be wealthy..
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Ya cheeky w*nker 5 comments
funnystatus
· 6 years ago
the sten was also made for it to be fired when lying down , with the mag to the side you did not have to put your head up so far like the tommy
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Private houses on top of a Chinese mall 6 comments
funnystatus
· 6 years ago
so my question would be , how do they get back in after the shopping centre closes..lol
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Kid gets owned by dad 5 comments
Bed space 3 comments
funnystatus
· 6 years ago
first thing come's to mind... Why is she in bed at 12:00 midday ?
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Emma Watson quotes 5 comments
funnystatus
· 6 years ago
man what a woman.. god took his time with this lady and judge her to be his best work ever.