User funsubstanceuser Banned

I think that the men of FS need to hear this. 38 comments
funsubstanceuser · 4 weeks ago
... which is basically what a safe space is all about. The irony...
I think that the men of FS need to hear this. 38 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
I'm a cancer 24/7, my birthday's in july... and I'm sorry, it's way too much fun making friends and collecting little red triangles here. Ever thought of a place where no annoying thoughts and ideas can get near you?
I think that the men of FS need to hear this. 38 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
It's so great to see how Brutalanus and Termanal-velocity are not left alone in their vulnerable state of deep uncertainty and helpless fragility. Funsubstance - taking care of todays real problems.
Checkmate! 13 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
This is soo 2015, it's only 125 special snowflakes left, offending brazillions of indignant, insecure straights who press their buttocks together so tight, they'd turn a piece of coal in between into a diamond in a few hours.
Wise words 13 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
Fun fact: The german word "pathetisch", even though obviously closely related, generally has another meaning than the english word "pathetic". But occasionally the meanings are pretty much congruent.
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Sorry but this is what I'd expect to find in a Fortune Cookie at a Medieval Times Dinner.
and now you know 15 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
Well good for you, but what difference does that make? Reception of art is subjective, and my personal,. subjective view is that he's a terrible ham, like so many stage actors. People loved Ashton Kutcher. People loved Jerry Seinfeld. So?
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Life, the game 28 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
Yeah, well, I'm a dick most of the time, that's just a fact. My looks are 5 to 6-ish, there's like three photos where I look a 7, like tops.. My voice however, is said to be super sincere and quite sexy. Just the right frequency, just the right little raspy... When I used to do a lot of business on the phone, women (and sometimes men) would flirt with me and often mention my super sympathetic voice. So there's that. Shouldn't be trusted.
Life, the game 28 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
Fo the funky dollar bill. Count what percentage of players actually does though. And try and take a joke y'all
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Life, the game 28 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
It's not that popular with enthusiastic gamers though, cause they can't get laid by big breasted bimbos.
and now you know 15 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
I think he's drawing inspiration from the dead people on that flight cause he's one of the worlds way worst actors.
Poor guy 19 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
Wot, kunt? U one of those 7640 12 year old that gave this video a thumb up?
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Mom of the year? 17 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
How is awsome and terrible a contradiction? The weekend dad with the drinking problem, the gambler buddies and the stripper girlfriend is also totally awesome in his kids eye but probably quite terrible from the Childrens Protection Service point of view.
Poor guy 19 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
What a sorry attention whore and wannabe Johnny Knoxwhatever. His other videos don't even reach 30k hits (not even superglueing his mouth and snorting pepper, how funny) but thanks to the brazillions of 12 year olds all over the net this got some 2,4 million hits which probably got him a cool 1-2,000 bucks on that, depending on his marketing skills. Plus the "fame". Doesn't sound like a good deal for posing as torture porn amateur.
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*graps popcorn* 12 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
You heard of when Elvis Presley became the "greatest" Rock'n'Roll singer of his time, right? And - while you mention Tibet - you know who they called the first climbers on all those himalayan mountains, right? I don't know, is there maybe a connection between these things and Eminem being the commercially most successful rapper? Something that has to do with, like, laying paths? Plus a little something... what was that word again?
*graps popcorn* 12 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
*I'll take the bait* - selling the most units is always proof you're best at something. He's ok. Not even great.
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Be like Bill Nye 46 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
Uh-huh, calling me sweetheart and referring to your anus is a clear sign you couldn't care less.
Be like Bill Nye 46 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
I'm pretty much always high, and who knows if I'm mentally underdeveloped? How would I tell if I was, isn't that some sort of Catch 22? Also I should mention that I think Bill Nye is very un-amusing and has a pretty creepy aura. Like that scoutmaster who is just way too old, and you'd not be that surprised if they took him away for molestation. But what has all that got to do with me questioning your motivations and priorities? If this is triggering you, maybe don't fucking post here? Build yourself a safe space and start a blog.
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Be like Bill Nye 46 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
Yea, didn't Roosevelt use to tell this joke on parties? And btw I'm not assuming, I've even quoted your very words. Too trump to remember?
Be like Bill Nye 46 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
"Yes the fact that he is arrogant and nasty to anyone who disagrees with him is a very "substantial" reason to dislike him." - well that's not your main argument, that's just the attempt to give it some substance at all, by pointing out he's not a good winner. Your real problem is when he's right and you're not.
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Your whining about "the entrenched dogma of today's pseudoscientific theories " and your super pathetic closing argument "It is impossible to ever know all there is to know, and when we buy into the notion that we already do and refuse to accept any possibilitywe (sic) may not be 100% correct, scientific and technological advancements are severely hindered." show exactly where you're coming from, and it's not his sassy ways. Only people on the wrong side can't live with the fact that there's right and there's wrong.
Here comes a thought 6 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
Found the Village Idiot who sneaked into the Internet and demands respect.
Unnoticed individuals that deserve to be recognized 7 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
Found the triggered Pepe.
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It's a blatant lie 7 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
Problem is that everyone is focussing on his bad telenovela bullshit when he's really attacking freedom, liberty and checks and balances of the country that made him president. Well, rather got goebbels'ed by Steve Bannon.
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Be like Bill Nye 46 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
No, I'm a country boy myself, so I beg to differ.
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And as such I probably don't really get the sophistication of resorting to mommy arguments. Next will be some genitalia references?
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And just as a reminder: the reason you have something against Bill Nye is that you believe he thinks he knows all there is to know? How substantial.
Be like Bill Nye 46 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
Yea, his "explanation" is that Bill Nye thinks he knows all there is to know. This is beyond pathetic.
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If you agree with me most times, @grimreaper, you must have misunderstood me mostly, cause I think you're a redneck twat.
Be like Bill Nye 46 comments
funsubstanceuser · 5 weeks ago
You sound like a pathetic stereotype Joe Sixpack who believes his random, half-informed google-sourced opinion is worth as much as what some dorky bow-tied nerd says and demands to be respected for his oblivious ignorance; getting all butthurt and whiny when someone can't keep a sassy laugh to himself. Boo-fucking-hoo. Hooray for the internet where you can solidarize with like-minded little Pepes. Someone like Bill Nye (or Neil deGrasse Tyson for that matter, I bet you're quite "sceptical" of him too) gets a real high when someone shows them where they're wrong. The fact that you don't even consider this shows that you have no fucking clue of how science works, and you haven't even grasped the very fucking meme you're commenting. Way to go to lead us out of the dark ages. Croak, croak...