User funsubstanceuser Banned

Pls 27 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
And you have nothing better to do than to stalk a thirty something man? My issue with you is that you stink of hypocrisy. No big deal, just while I'm here.
Pls 27 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
Well, this looks quite triggered to me. And of course you would think he's a good one cause he got you good. But obviously such trolling can't be too absurd for loads and loads of people to fall for it. If I say that most "SJW" in the net are actually trolls, I have exactly as much evidence as you have for your point of view. So once again: you may as well perform an act of biological reproduction on yourself, you spiritually unattractive bad word for a female body part. Mwah Mwah.
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Edit: and thanks for the instant red triangle of honor. Not triggered... right...
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Pls 27 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
U triggered? Get a grip... you twits make it way too easy to troll you.
Dabbing 7 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
In my universe dabbing is to heat up cannabis extract extremely sudden, i.e. on a white-glowing titan "pan" to inhale the vapor in one shot. In a way like freebasing thc. So I was looking for something different in this pic.
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This sort of dabbing is only acceptable when you're Freddy Mercury and/or wear a show suit.
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Realy realy small 13 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
And pretty dumb too as there are cams everywhere nowadays. I prefer to leave a little note saying "Sorry for the dent I made in your car!" and there's no dent of course...
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Adopt, Don't Buy 23 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
Absolutely right. Our first dog was adopted and nobody really told us the story of what he had experienced, but he was messed up pretty bad. He suddenly attacked my wife in a way I had to get her to the ER and still today her hands have _very_ noticeable scars. We/she made mistakes but then afterwards we found out that we only knew a very small fraction of his history and we were extremely hesitant from then on to consider adoption.
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The news we deserve 7 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
The title is soo on the money though... thing is: more or less you get served the category of news the algorithm reckons you're interested in. Just don't click on this type of shit and it will slowly disappear from your starting page.
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Heil doge 10 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
Hey doge person, 2013 called and wants his flavour of the season meme back. The net was, is and will always be ruled by cats. Doge hasn't even got jack on MLP. Not judging, just sayin...
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A Heartfelt Thank You! 6 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
The ad is a spoof, the figures are real.
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Do you even speak cat, human? 7 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
The basic difference between french and english native speakers.
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I like this one 8 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
He got nothing on "Pho Shizzle"
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hmm... 21 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
Opinions are like assholes, you know the rest, right? That was never different. What has changed though is that people honestly believe a couple minutes google research makes their opinion as valid as an experts opinion. That probably came with the participation medals and shit like that.
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hmm... 21 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
So climate change doesn't happen for sure and weed for sure has no harmful side-effects? Sure this is what you mean?
hmm... 21 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
Using the numeral wasn't a bad idea, it was an example of a very common misconception. It didn't just explain the right thing in a wrong way. The memist took a perfect example to prove his point. S/he didn't want to argue the fact that it's possible to view a phenomenon from different points of view and justifiably come to different assumptions, but this "Let's agree to disagree" attitude when it comes to verifiable/falsifiable factual statements.
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It's a magical place 34 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
Oh come on you just gotta be kidding me...
It's a magical place 34 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
All three are based on one local source collection, so it's actually a very small wonder that all "happened" in that tiny area.
It's a magical place 34 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
Thora, the bible and the quran are based on a set of tales and myths about 3,000 years old, collected in that very area. The book mormon is about 40 years older than Alice in Wonderland. Not saying the first mentioned are in any way more legit, but it's basically different.
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It's a magical place 34 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
They have a lot of gods, as opposed to the monotheistic religion(s) in that area.
It's Just So Rude 8 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
They're like french people: sneering at you for not speaking their language perfectly.
The more you know 20 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
Anyone said my name?
Dating requirements for guys 3 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
He sho ain't no grave digger, cause he ain't messin with no dead ni99a...
Gordon Ramsay seems cool 8 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
Thanks for appreciating my talent! Happy new year to you!
Gordon Ramsay seems cool 8 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
He's an asshole for participating in this type of show in the first place. The concept of these shows is not to create cute children-hugging moments but to make desperate people loose their shit for the people at home to watch. A guy making his money making people cry must be either a psychiatrist or a fucking asshole.
Some short jokes to brighten your day 14 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
Didn't have enough dad jokes over christmas?
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Turkey is the answer to life the universe and everything 3 comments
funsubstanceuser · 7 years ago
You guys don't take your turkeys to the beach? What's wrong with you? You don't think they deserve it?
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