Yeah I probably wouldn't find any insult a seven-year-old could come up with impressive.

I disagree.

It's still just "ur ugly". I suppose that might carry a little more weight in context, but still, tepid.

I suppose most of the hot things I drink outside have lids of some sort, that might make a difference.

No, I wear my glasses pretty much all the time unless I'm showering or sleeping. I drink tea regularly, too. Does it only happen in the cold?
Also they do fog up if I go from a cold, dry environment to a warm, humid one, so they do have the capability of fogging up.

It's difficult to be gentleman if you're timid and shy.

I live in Canada. We had a -47C windchill a few weeks ago.

Go on.

Nope, it was just aimed at the picture.

That is a difference, but it doesn't affect what I said. Still nasty stuff, still normal.

They were definitely mostly unknown to the general public.

Just keep to the right of people driving the other way. It's not hard.