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Story of my life..!! 7 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
Not asking questions can help with this sometimes.
Happened today :/ 5 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
Yeah, it's generally more of a pubescent thing, where you suddenly feel boobs squished against you and you feel it in your penis a little bit and you're not really familiar with how to deal with that sensation in public yet, so you panic a little bit.
That was my experience, anyway.
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Its not the pet's fault, it is the owner. Learn to raise them right 13 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
Cats come off as dicks because they aren't pack animals, so they have no family-based instincts like dogs, so they seem really standoffish compared to dogs.
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I'll do it for $10 4 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
"Hey, kid, do you want a million dollars?"
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Double standards 5 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
If that book shelf was just filled with fiction it would be considered a similar waste of time.
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Sell that son 1 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
In my experience this is usually the parent's fault for give the child access to the credit card. Depends on the age of the child as to whether they're aware of how much of a colossal dick move that is, though.
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The woman of the house 5 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
One of these days Alice...
The more you know 7 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
Why can't you just let people watch the fucking thing and make that observation on their own?
Still my favourite movie ever 31 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
I wasn't a fan.
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Feels good to be a girl 33 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
"I stated both our stances are conjecture unless you know him or are him."
Be specific.
"I’m very sad for you."
It would be weird to be sad for me even if I was wrong.
"Either way I wish you the best in overcoming what’s put you in this place emotionally."
Not necessary, I feel pretty good.
"You just repeat the same things over and over"
Because you're not really addressing my points, and you obfuscate by trying to assert things like the possibility of paying someone else for the same service somehow precludes the enforcement of a contract with a specific person.
"believe what you want."
I will.
"I would challenge you to go pay someone $700 to do shots with you"
No, that would be silly.
"Enjoy the rest of your day."
Will do, esé.
Feels good to be a girl 33 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
"My argument is “conjecture” while your assumptions of his intent are fact?"
Where is my conjecture?
"What we know is he paid a stranger $700 to drink with him."
To drink *alcohol* with him.
"You fail to rebut why it had to be that stranger and why one wouldn’t assume he would have just paid another stranger."
None of this is relevant because the contract was made with her,a nd not some other person.
"What crime was committed?"
Fraud.
"Intent must simply be reasonably assumed."
Yeah, like the reasonable assumption that he wanted her to drink alcohol, and the reasonable assumption that she purposefully defrauded him.
"deceit is not automatically fraud"
Yeah, it has to be for some sort of personal or financial gain. Like $700.
Feels good to be a girl 33 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
"what is the obvious context?"
What a shot means in a bar.
"What is the purpose of their interaction."
To exchange the drinking of shots for money.
"What was he specifically wanting from the interaction that he did not get?"
For her to drink alcohol.
"In what way was the experience of taking shots with her changed by the contents of her glass?"
There was no alcohol in them.
"What damage did he suffer?"
Are you purposely making these questions more retarded as you go? $700
"He went to a bar, he obviously was going to pay someone $700 to drink with him."
Conjecture.
"He would be out $700 either way, so how was he harmed."
She didn't do what she was paid to do for the money he paid.
Feels good to be a girl 33 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
"If I never said I’d use factory glass, you never specified factory glass, and you came back for 7 repairs the case is pretty much closed."
No judge will ignore obvious context like the context in our scenario. This isn't the same.
"To the stripper analogy if she tells you it’ll be the “best dance of your life”, or she’ll “make you feel good” and afterwards you don’t- you don’t get a refund,"
That's puffing, receiving a specific amount of money isn't. Again, not the same thing.
The answer to "why does need to be real alcohol" is that, again, that's the obvious assumption given the context. No judge will believe that the lady wasn't aware of that expectation.
Feels good to be a girl 33 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
"All the details we have on the verbal contract between them don’t stipulate what she’d drink"
The context is obvious, no judge would say "well technically she didn't say what she would would drink."
"IF he was charged for her shots as shots of alchohol- he has a case against the bar for a refund for the shot cost and possible legal penalties."
That's a possibility.
"If anyone with a few drinks in them could get money back for findin out their fantasy wasn’t reality- don’t you think people would have successfully sued strip clibs out of business by now? "
That's not the same thing and you know it.
Dear pokemon 1 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
I imagine the target demographic is a little lower.
Responsible roommate 7 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
I crop what I want.
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Feels good to be a girl 33 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
It's seven hundred dollars, that more than enough to justify a small claims case.
Feels good to be a girl 33 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
A stupid guy being fooled by fraud. That's illegal.
Existence is pain 27 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
Stupid people tend to have less to worry about because they lack the ability to worry about more complicated things.
Also you're making quite a strong statement based on really loose tendencies.
I will do it! I will take the ring to mordor! 13 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
Do you really want President Mike "AC/DC for the LGBT" Pence?
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Oh god 23 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
I'm willing to believe you weren't serious, but you didn't leave a lot of room for that interpretation in that comment.
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The real winner 6 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
Beefing?
Feels good to be a girl 33 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
That fraud, you bitch.
Oh god 23 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
Yeah, ewqua's hit the nail on the head for why he obviously doesn't "deserve death".
I mean the PPG reboot is an unjustifiable mess as a whole, but that's beside the point.
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Oh god 23 comments
garlog · 5 years ago
It's kind of uncomfortable, but he's not really doing anything wrong, you guys can calm down.