Talking with your mouth full is just plain rude.

I read that second one as "your forehead is all that I need."

Awesome people.

Her username...

I mean, her car, is just so bright.
I can't believe it's just so pink, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... pink.
Anyone?

Kumail Nanjiani. Think the special was called Beta Male.