GeluRegis

geluregis


The king of frost.
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Poor horse 19 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
And there's no cock like horse cock, Send your asshole into shock, You need horse cock of course-cock, Grab the lube and slam the day away
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Enough! 12 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Alternatively, all of them say, something interesting may occur in your future.
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It is a maximum security prison 11 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
That would be a pretty high end college dorm, I'd say.
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Money is not always better 17 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Treating your employees as people is difficult?
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It is a maximum security prison 11 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
We shouldn't be fucking up criminals to the point where they commit another crime, at the very least, especially when some of them go in for really small crimes, like petty shoplifting or marijuana.
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/x/ tells creepy stories 5 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
It's something pretending to be a cat.
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Microwaving a cd 2 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Just buy a cd, unused. Alternatively, a circle of tinfoil works about the same.
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How can children have children 10 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
They could be anything from 16 to 25.
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Money is not always better 17 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Yes, but when the bad employers are able to establish as many places as they do, there's going to be a lot of people having to work there, sometimes with little chance of advancement or an alternative job. Of course, we don't need every business to provide food for its employees. But we need every business to treat its employees like people.
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Money is not always better 17 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Advancement is ideal, but if everyone advanced, no one would fill those minimum wage positions. The people who have to fill those jobs deserve to be happy too.
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I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one 7 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
A shame I can't do that with non digital stuff
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I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one 7 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Now that I think about it, is the reason that so many shitty deviant art ocs have that hairstyle because they can't draw the other eye?
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That's sure 15 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
As long as he didn't lose his whole pelvis in the war
That's sure 15 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Testicles or not, it doesn't matter. Penis or not it doesn't matter.
That's sure 15 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Did I fucking stutter
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That's sure 15 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Honestly, I would suck his dick
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I too become Baba Yaga 11 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Yeah, but the boogeyman wasn't an old woman in the woods living in a chicken legged house.
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I too become Baba Yaga 11 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
From the John Wick movie. They call him that, referring to the old russian hag lady of legend.
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The past few months have been...interesting 29 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
It depends on the people. Sometimes it sticks in their minds, and it's like you've died in their eyes. Others forget outright or don't even care.
Wtf is that dress 4 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
I, too, turn into a melty white pizza while ascending the stairs.
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This is gold 15 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Why would you eat a random piece of pasta that fell on the couch?
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Oh So That's His Fuel 2 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
This was either buzzfeed or the onion
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You can only choose one, choose wisely 29 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Blend a gallon of insects into liquid, throw them on someone, and revive them once they've soaked in.
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You can only choose one, choose wisely 29 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
What's the threshold for a bug that can be revived? Could I make someone eat an insect and revive it inside of them? If not, remote control control is what I'd choose, since I could probably launch them like missiles. With enough of them, I could lift heavy objects and such.
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Dutch is legendary! 6 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
German is Danke
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