GeluRegis

geluregis


The king of frost.
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Someone had better tell the Tumblr fairies lol 107 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
The only question is the threshold for fat.
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Burned by wife 9 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Eh, I like the shape of the manboob better. It's a friendly rectangular shape, as opposed to a harsh sphere.
Better decide quick 20 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Broth would imply that it's been boiled at some point to add flavor.
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Better decide quick 20 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
No, it's a sauce. It's added to a solid to enhance it's flavor and it wasn't made from boiled meat, bones, or vegetables.
Boyfriend loves his booty 4 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Isn't this a sofa
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Doesn't Feel Safer 6 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
A dentist has to x-ray several patients in a month, week, or even day.. You might not see them for several months, and you might not even have an x-ray then.
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"Note to Self:" 6 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
A Japanese convenience store, I think
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Nuff said 5 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Chrysanthemum, allium, rose, dandelion, wisteria, grass, dog fern, fennel
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*gets pencils and papers* 16 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Me paint like your girls of one french.
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He already knows he's screwed 36 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Night vale
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Good boy 3 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
And so you decided to fuck the dog instead?
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This overly sized USB packaging 8 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
So you can't put it in your pocket and sneak out
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Kill him first 3 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
They would get it by comparing suicide rates to murder rates, though I can't check how accurate it is rn
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It's Free, Please Take It 4 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
.... there's a market for everything.....
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Language differences 3 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
The light bringer
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How people get ready for bed 11 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Just making wiener schnitzel
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Getting worked up about nothing 7 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
A shame there isn't much woods left. And dumping chamberpots into the street causes typhoid and cholera, apparently
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Perks of being related to an avenger 6 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
How to assassinate a man during sex
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Conversation with doctor and kid 1 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
"Not because of any illness or anything," he said, as he pulled a gun from his coat.
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Furries 20 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
He also needs some balls and a sheathe.
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Furries 20 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
I have the same question. Why is his dick on his stomach?
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Good name 18 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Next door grows horse tranquilizer, for marijuana, you want to check the nursing home up the street.
Good name 18 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
The drugs are an off menu item, but we only deal black tar heroin. No marijuana.
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Good name 18 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
"Special Herbs" Bakery
All the menu items will be overpriced and contain herbs, like lavender or oregano
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