I'm sending you some. *burns some okra inside a pentacle*

youtube is a thing. Or maybe he did some theatre work

Do you even like okra, satan?

Actually, give us a list of all sinful greens, just to make sure

Cable car wires

Is lettuce a sin?

What, me? A gay furry sodomist who doesn't believe in God and seeks only pleasure in life?

Jockstrap, amigo

Your friend is perfectly fine wearing whatever he wants. In fact, all guys should wear shorter shorts, especially daisy dukes.

Where'd you find another animation about gay people

^^^^

Go big or go home

And that's the deal. It's new and cute.

I can't believe Percy Jackson wrote the Odyssey near the end of the 8th century BC in ancient Greece.

You have your computer or games console in your room and you can spend the day there, only leaving to get food or piss.

How you gonna fuck Master Chief? Does he have some sort of hatch that opens and closes? A cyber dong?

In a Heartbeat
https://youtu.be/2REkk9SCRn0

They nailed him against a cross and whipped him

Because straight couple stories have been done so much, and there's no drama in someone potentially being exposed as straight,