German_Satan

german_satan


I am the dark overlord and you shall bow down before my will. There is no other option.

— German_Satan Report User
Daily Dose of Good Vibes: For Kakaburra 4 comments
german_satan · 5 hours ago
Why tho?
the way it should be 2 comments
german_satan · 5 hours ago
(It's just a prank bro)
For me, myself, and I 3 comments
german_satan · 5 hours ago
How else would you buy slices of watermelon
false advertising 12 comments
german_satan · 5 hours ago
Ugh, what unrealistic standards society puts on sandwiches these days
Real sandwiches have sand
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If you spit you don't love Jesus 9 comments
german_satan · 5 hours ago
Lol thanks I changed it
I wonder how long he can keep this going 5 comments
german_satan · 10 hours ago
Guy's a dick
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This is your brain on drugs 8 comments
german_satan · 10 hours ago
I remember this from a year ago and it's my favorite thing
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If you spit you don't love Jesus 9 comments
german_satan · 10 hours ago
The only time I'm in my knees is to pray and to suck dick can I get an amen
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Being nice at work 4 comments
german_satan · 12 hours ago
Why
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It's happened 2 comments
german_satan · 13 hours ago
I mean, value can have meaning
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How would cartoons look like people 17 comments
german_satan · 13 hours ago
Why the cat look like she either got a tumblr or is a suburban mom that is cheating on her diet
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Premiering on ABC this summer 5 comments
german_satan · 13 hours ago
My new favorite sitcom
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Freudian turn of events 2 comments
german_satan · 13 hours ago
Thank you I was curious
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Sky, imagine, how is the touch? 6 comments
german_satan · 13 hours ago
When you're illerterate but inspirational
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Meanwhile in Africa 9 comments
german_satan · 16 hours ago
I hope so
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Where can I buy this 6 comments
german_satan · 16 hours ago
Go big or go home man
Satnight gif 2 comments
german_satan · 16 hours ago
Boo
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Kinky dad 12 comments
german_satan · 16 hours ago
My question is why the dad goes from black hair to blonde
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Meanwhile in Africa 9 comments
german_satan · 17 hours ago
Wow, ur right omg since it's their belief I guess it's okay to remove the limbs of people gee golly you've opened my eyes guest, I guess if I believe that dogs are the devil that I can just shoot any dog I see on the street and no one can say anything about it because that's my belief you stupid goddamn monkey
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let really think about this 4 comments
german_satan · 17 hours ago
(Mom, how do you know how my pussy tastes)
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Girls vs. Guys 3 comments
german_satan · 17 hours ago
Honestly I'd be a mix of both because I need the details but did you smash tho
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Real heroes 3 comments
german_satan · 17 hours ago
Why are there 56 children on one bus? Isn't that a lot?
But kudos to her for saving them, good job
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White and black guys telling stories 1 comments
german_satan · 17 hours ago
What I hear when I go to family gathering with my mother and her family
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Ah, the prestigious mallard of winterfell 3 comments
german_satan · 17 hours ago
What a cute ducko
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What your favorite actors did before being actor, 10 comments
german_satan · 17 hours ago
I did not know that some of these people were actors
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