German_Satan

german_satan


I am the dark overlord and you shall bow down before my will. There is no other option.

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The good old days 6 comments
german_satan · 7 weeks ago
You sound too drunk to be 14
Pay attention 10 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
Idk but making someone jump in fright while driving seems just as dangerous as texting
This professor is single and ready to mingle 2 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
Fuckin scandalous
That's so evil 13 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
Dick move
(Geddit)
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Pay attention 10 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
Or you could let them know in a better way that could, yknow, not almost cause a crash
Does anyone here like Tinder? 8 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
Its tinder
Tf are you expecting
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Honesty is the best policy. 35 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
Well the majority of humans feel things, so good luck with that
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Honesty is the best policy. 35 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
Its surprising you have friends with that mentality
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Men of culture I see 32 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
Why does everyone feel like they have to control everything someone does. I'm not talking about the post, that was a joke, it's fine to joke. But I don't understand why you have to push into people's lives and tell them what they should and shouldn't do when they aren't harming anyone. Why do you feel the need to control everyone
My spirit animal 8 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
Poor pig, hope his organs are alright
What's next? Extensive butthole hair? 6 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
How do you even
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Improper-ganda 7 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
When they low key support the gays but don't even realize it
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milk comes last amiright?! 7 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
Cereal before the milk
He makes joke of how he put put the milk after
Idk where you got cum from
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im one of them 5 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
Oops, signed out, that was me
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Worlds largest parrot 15 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
That's why 57 other species survived right
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Shower thoughts 4 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
I'm pretty sure everyone knows by now but I'm gonna say anyway, mirrors are (green) and water tastes like the minerals in it
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Worlds largest parrot 15 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
Whoops, better tell the penguins the need to be extinct cause apparently they aren't fit for survival
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Or "welcome home" instead of "open your legs" 1 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
Fun fact: the title would be just as bad when switched around
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#doublestandards 13 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
Youtube and kik has been filling the fs hole
Did I get it right this time? 3 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
*stay home, jerk off, and play video games
Get it together Rick
(Idk his name but he looks like a Rick)
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Disgusting 2 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
Why are they so watery
Aren't lentils supposed to be chili like
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Maybe this will improve things 17 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
Well, people aren't going to just stop making jokes, just because it's about a show you like. I suggest not ranting every time someone does, because it seems like a waste of time and will probably annoy everyone around you, but it's not my place to tell you what to do
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Maybe this will improve things 17 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
Because I think the creators of a good show that know what is and isn't a joke. And I think they'd be smart enough to not change their entire demographic just from one tweet. It would be horribly ignorant. Also, I think the creators know what's best for the show
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Cat split in half 22 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
D ud e
Cat split in half 22 comments
german_satan · 9 weeks ago
Dude it's me