German_Satan

german_satan


I am the dark overlord and you shall bow down before my will. (P.S. I'm not cute and whoever says so will perish)

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This is how Schwarzenegger does a ribbon cutting 5 comments
german_satan · 9 hours ago
No, he birthed Batman
Get your facts straight boy
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Thanks for the ad 2 comments
german_satan · 9 hours ago
I can hear them say unanimously say, "Thanks Tondem!"
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What kind of doggo is this? 11 comments
german_satan · 14 hours ago
An albino one
(Tis but a joke)
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Hoommann whyyyy 3 comments
german_satan · 21 hours ago
That's for anesthesia right? To perform surgery and such
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I'm pretty sure this was the case 5 comments
german_satan · 21 hours ago
If I had a choice of weapon I'd probable bring the mini ball back
My fb has weird things... part 46: nightmare fuel 2 comments
german_satan · 21 hours ago
Geisha geisha, what story do you have to tell now
We need to stop WW3 3 comments
german_satan · 21 hours ago
The only good things about trajedies are the jokes about trajedies, so without that there is nothing to live for
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Anon was raped 19 comments
german_satan · 21 hours ago
He probably wasn't good looking, he was an 11 year old child
She was a desperate bitch, he probably looked manipulatable
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WLTH 103: i should try to grab some berkeley riot memes 84 comments
german_satan · 22 hours ago
Thank you
After this argument can we finally conclude the argument that there is only two genders
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Would you miss class if you have these teachers?! 16 comments
german_satan · 2 days ago
My teacher sometimes comes in a hoodie
We don't really have a dress code
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True Nature of a Juicer 5 comments
german_satan · 2 days ago
I bet this was drawn as overly sexualize anime before
Like, juicing an orange, not this exact post
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Woah, look at that peachy bum 8 comments
german_satan · 2 days ago
My, my, my
Does someone have a secret identity
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When your teacher is keeping up with the memes 3 comments
german_satan · 2 days ago
This was either taken in 2010 or OP is being sarcastic
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Walking the Dogs 8 comments
german_satan · 2 days ago
Sorry, Dlorah!
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Walking the Dogs 8 comments
german_satan · 2 days ago
Walking the dogs and a guys asked me, "Are they Jack Russels (as in the breed Jack Russel Terriers)?"
Naw man, they're mine.
Sorry I'm not might, but I thought I'd help
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Root beer 11 comments
german_satan · 2 days ago
You guys need to chill lol
Are you high, did you snort root beer
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Short Joke 9 comments
german_satan · 2 days ago
Nah it's cool
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Short Joke 9 comments
german_satan · 2 days ago
Damn
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Short Joke 9 comments
german_satan · 2 days ago
You are still following the chat?
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Short Joke 9 comments
german_satan · 2 days ago
@rwby_rose
I've got something to tell, but don't be alarmed it's okay *gasps*
I'm... pregnant!
*oh my god*
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My fb has weird things... part 44: summer haircut 6 comments
german_satan · 2 days ago
Bobble head husko
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Blind people should read this 1 comments
german_satan · 2 days ago
Can confirm, I'm blind and I saw this
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Root beer 11 comments
german_satan · 2 days ago
I love root beer
I guess I drunk too much
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If you're not smart enough, don't 13 comments
german_satan · 2 days ago
For good reason
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