German_Satan

german_satan


I am the dark overlord and you shall bow down before my will. There is no other option.

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Shots fired 13 comments
german_satan · 5 hours ago
Its a reference to despacito
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Barbie is fierce today 17 comments
german_satan · 6 hours ago
I didnt say it did
It doesnt make it not her fault tho
And its just a comedic show it doesnt mean anything really
This comment saved my day 3 comments
german_satan · 6 hours ago
Rich people ALWAYS wear suits
Its in the handbook, number one cmon guys
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Look at that fabric 1 comments
german_satan · 6 hours ago
Plankton chill, you have Karen
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Most badass player 5 comments
german_satan · 6 hours ago
Why wouldnt they be
This support playing is getting ridiculous 2 comments
german_satan · 6 hours ago
Turtles are great yo
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The car seat he deserves 2 comments
german_satan · 6 hours ago
Nananananananana nananananananana
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Let that sink in 4 comments
german_satan · 6 hours ago
No its more like "you can pretend that the number still belongs to your wife and continue to text it and i wont interrupt"
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He was about to lose one of its lives 2 comments
german_satan · 6 hours ago
Youre supposed to put the food in a pan first
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When I think about you... 7 comments
german_satan · 6 hours ago
The new product from apple
Its going to be overpriced but youll buy it anyways
Yo quiero tres. 1 comments
german_satan · 6 hours ago
Girl, whatever youre wearing is delicious
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Captain, my captain! 11 comments
german_satan · 6 hours ago
Did this guy just tell me to cum in someone
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Barbie is fierce today 17 comments
german_satan · 6 hours ago
Does that magically not make it her fault that everyone is inconvenienced
It doesnt matter if the woman cant control the situtation, that doesnt mean other people cant be unhappy about it
My friend sends me random shit 37.0: is she tryna tell me something?? 5 comments
german_satan · 6 hours ago
Plot twist you are both girls
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My friend sends me random shit 39.0: Honesty is the best policy 1 comments
german_satan · 6 hours ago
So the second pic
Just call them short while doing that, gotcha
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Juice yer mum 1 comments
german_satan · 6 hours ago
I thought that was semen in the cup
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This is in dire need of reposting 2 comments
german_satan · 6 hours ago
Fucking run that is some demon shit
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Let me wake my dearest up ;) 8 comments
german_satan · 6 hours ago
Wee woo wee woo sorry but i just got a call about someone getting molested in their sleep
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Up your selfie game 3 comments
german_satan · 6 hours ago
But why
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Emojis Gone Wrong 9 comments
german_satan · 6 hours ago
Guests cant post links
You can just look it up yknow
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Thanks, matches box 4 comments
german_satan · 10 hours ago
N o r m i e
I thought it'd be fun 35 comments
german_satan · 10 hours ago
Ah, so theyre all you
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I thought it'd be fun 35 comments
german_satan · 10 hours ago
Arent you the same person on different accounts
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Nailed it 2 comments
german_satan · 10 hours ago
You said you wanted to
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Thanks, matches box 4 comments
german_satan · 10 hours ago
How else do you people light matches
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