grandma

grandma


I'm here for a good time, not a long time :-)

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That pain.. 8 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
Poor thing lost his nuts!
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"Don't ever stop dreaming." 2 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
Wow! Good on him!
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Reasonable 8 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
Oh honey, of course! I have cookies for all my grandchildren!
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Beauty in the jungle... [photograph by mark cowan] 6 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
And terrifically handsome, too!
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Reasonable 8 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
I've made many, many cookies in my life, sweetie. :-)
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Wait... that’s a good question. 16 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
Hmm... this is a very interesting way of looking at it, sweetie.
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Heed his advice 1 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
Ha-ha! Not what I expected at all!
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Sweet 4 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
Beautiful!
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Things will work out 4 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
Good on her! I'm glad she didn't give up!
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Wait... that’s a good question. 16 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
I think my favorite response to this is "if I'm bilingual, doesn't it imply that there are only 2 languages?"
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Circle of Life 12 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
I actually turned 80 a few months ago! And thank you, myrtle, you're sweet too :-)
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Reasonable 8 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
What, dearie?
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Too much cheese 10 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
Oh, thank you sweetie! I've missed you as well!
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That would work 2 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
That'd sure throw him off his rhythm, huh? :-)
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Look a little closer at this 5 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
Because there's no contrast, you fuckwit, and my eyes are older than your mother
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I've has similar experience 9 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
Too true! And thank you, myrtle! I know I'll remember you as a real sweetie :-)
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Cinderella never had ears 8 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
I remember seeing her in theaters for my twelfth birthday! Always my favorite princess :-)
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Circle of Life 12 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
Did you... go through my comments, dearie? I'm flattered!
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Circle of Life 12 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
Thanks, honey. :-)
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Circle of Life 12 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
Every cat I've owned since 1994 (a total of 7) has experienced this. Ha-ha! :-)
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3 different emotions 7 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
Very sure! I'm certain you're a wonderful person-- er, cephalopod. :-)
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Roasted 10 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
My daughter Valerie became pregnant at age 18. She married the baby daddy, but divorced 3 years later. I still love her though!! I never stopped loving her, even though I felt she was making mistakes. Now I have my granddaughter Wendy as a result of her "mistakes," and I'm very glad Valerie didn't listen to me all those years ago. :-)
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I am both the parent and the child 6 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
I think it refers mostly to tattoos and piercings, sweetie. I know my granddaughter Wendy justified her first tattoo with that argument. :-)
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Picture of a yawning leopard 2 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
Create 99 more accounts :-)
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I have seen a dark future 5 comments
grandma · 5 years ago
Very funny! My grandchildren love Shrek! Mia had a Shrek themed birthday party when she was 7.
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