GrouchyMarks

grouchymarks


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Romantic dinner 9 comments
grouchymarks · 1 week ago
Sometimes when you live with someone and are with them every single day, you don't always have something interesting to discuss. "So...I noticed you bought a different brand of toilet paper yesterday..." That's great, but it isn't exactly enthralling. Often when I'm out with my partner, we will both be on our phones and most of the time we are showing one another something interesting we found or something we want to share. If not we just do our thing. As long as both parties are fine with it, there shouldn't be concern. I'm not worried about falling out of love with someone because of a lack of constant attention. I also feel like we are approaching this point where it's become the hip thing to act like technology is the ultimate evil. I'm not saying it doesn't play a role in our behavior, but we are capable of making choices as to our priorities, and working on our dependencies. Nobody is a super cool rebel who is "above it all" because they choose not to use their phone as much.
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Not all heroes wear capes 9 comments
grouchymarks · 1 week ago
He's not considered a hero because he died, he's considered a hero because he put his own life at risk for a very dangerous rescue mission. He was a hero for his bravery and selflessness. He went into it knowing the possible dangers. Unfortunately he paid the price, but he did something great in return. The rescuers that survived are also heroes and should absolutely be praised for what they've done regardless of whatever didn't go exactly as planned.
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Your father's middle name must be with 5 characters 5 comments
grouchymarks · 1 week ago
That's very true. I'm actually in IT so my concern is more for the users who tend to be a bit less...skilled with these kinds of things, but that's definitely a good suggestion to try with them. Thanks!
Your father's middle name must be with 5 characters 5 comments
grouchymarks · 1 week ago
We use this awful password reset tool in my company, and one of the security questions you can set is "What is your favorite color?" Which in itself is probably not a terribly secure question, but it also has a 5 character minimum requirement, so if your answer is blue, red, pink, etc. You can't really use the question unless you find a new favorite color.
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I'm so short I've drowned in my own tears 5 comments
grouchymarks · 3 weeks ago
I'm like 5'8 and a half...because I can never accomplish anything fully in my life, but anyway, my partner is like 5'5" so he's a bit on the shorter side for a guy...although technically I am too? Whatever, my point if I can ever get to it is that I myself want to be taller but in reality I don't care that much about his height and it has never been something that I've ever really worried about. I don't feel height would ever be a deal breaker for me either. Everyone is different, so while I personally think it's wrong to dismiss someone solely on one thing that they have no control over, I also can't tell people who they should or shouldn't be into for any reason. Hopefully there is someone out there for everyone. Love and Jesus and rainbows for all, whatever.
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When Toto Africa is life 6 comments
grouchymarks · 4 weeks ago
JoJo had a song years ago called "Anything" sampling the song and now every time I hear "Africa" I get that other song stuck in my head too.
· Edited 4 weeks ago
Be gone 5 comments
grouchymarks · 6 weeks ago
They look like Bratz dolls.
Just pee in your bed 3 comments
grouchymarks · 6 weeks ago
We have cat feeders that we can control via an app on our phones, so when I'm really desperate to move, but refuse to be the monster that awakens the kitties, I drop a little food, they hear it and run off. Because you know...it's not directly moving them which is unspeakable...human logic.
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Parking in Japan 7 comments
grouchymarks · 6 weeks ago
Congrats on the license.
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Every f**king time! 2 comments
grouchymarks · 9 weeks ago
I wish I got a prize for not littering.
He got what he asked for in the best possible way 4 comments
grouchymarks · 9 weeks ago
Why does he look like he is desperately holding in a poo?
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Only in Florida 13 comments
grouchymarks · 10 weeks ago
Florida resident, born and raised. I can confirm that we do this often, when we aren't cooking up meth or rigging up our trailer homes for high-speed racing.
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100% dodge chance 3 comments
grouchymarks · 10 weeks ago
I don't trust someone who can waste perfectly good cake.
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Sucks when people don't like you 5 comments
grouchymarks · 11 weeks ago
I have this issue, but I'm not suffering because of it. People are less likely to approach me, and that's all I could ever ask for. I'm living my best life.
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This is a shemale 12 comments
grouchymarks · 12 weeks ago
Guest, if you consider someone that changes themselves to match how they feel on the inside, that isn't harming anyone, as mentally ill...how would you classify someone that most likely is not anywhere near a medical professional, that goes around giving out diagnoses to strangers whom have nothing to do with them, that certainly didn't ask for one, and have zero impact on their personal life?
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This hit me hard 2 comments
grouchymarks · 13 weeks ago
This.
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When you find out your boss is INSANE 19 comments
grouchymarks · 13 weeks ago
Yeah that's not Savage, that's called being an awful human being and boss. If this is real, I hope she gets punched in the coot.
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Knock on the door a few times to make sure 3 comments
grouchymarks · 13 weeks ago
Fun story. I once really had to pee. It was a single person bathroom at a Dunkin' Donuts. I get in there, and the lock for the door is broken. I almost didn't want to use it but I really had to go, so I thought to myself, I'll be quick, it'll be fine. Never. It's never just fine. Well as I'm standing there peeing, this guy with a kid not only doesn't knock, but opens the door, sees me standing there (at this point I stop peeing and I'm trying to cover up my junk) and apologizes. However, instead of instantly closing the door like a normal human being that has any sense of respect for other human beings, he proceeds to walk in, as I continue to shield my junk, and walks over to the sink to grab some paper towels and then leaves. There is no excuse for this, and if you so desperately need paper towels, ask at the damned counter. Thank you!
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Context matters 10 comments
grouchymarks · 14 weeks ago
Honestly, this works without the clarification as well.
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10 with a side of 1-12 please 25 comments
grouchymarks · 14 weeks ago
I'm gonna have to go with all but number 10, but before people accuse me of evil keep in mind that any alcohol that I don't want can then be consumed by someone else, so in reality, I'm a hero. Please like me.
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Rolls 9 comments
grouchymarks · 16 weeks ago
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· Edited 16 weeks ago
I can't literally stand it anymore. 3 comments
grouchymarks · 16 weeks ago
Sounds like a party to me.
I'm guessing he is male 4 comments
grouchymarks · 17 weeks ago
Hey, boobs are boobs. I'm gay and even I appreciate the magic.
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Is it just me? 3 comments
grouchymarks · 24 weeks ago
This is pretty much me.
Illegal to twerk 8 comments
grouchymarks · 24 weeks ago
The male equivalent of "Beyoncé" ? They couldn't decide on Dante or Deon? I'm not really sure. It says "DeYonté Hunter" so maybe that's not his name and he just hunts for DeYontés.
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