Hurried furtive tenuous Stork 8 comments
harvesterofmen
· 5 years ago
I jave two out in front my house that grew together to make a single mega-bush. It's touching the power lines now.
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Someone at Walmart forgot what pistachios were called 5 comments
harvesterofmen
· 5 years ago
Wait... pistachios? I thought green nut had something to do with Shrek???
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People believe in things 2 comments
harvesterofmen
· 5 years ago
A shame people can't just like the things they like without getting flak for it.
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Here's the Deal [Predictive Text Game For The Truly Bored] 36 comments
harvesterofmen
· 5 years ago
Here's the deal for a walk at home. The best thing about it is that it doesn't matter how many people are going through the same situation. But for the most visible part of this story we can get the message from a little bit of a deadman.
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American Girl Doll of the Year 3 comments
I am a simple guy, I just wanna your Bday in a fun way. 23 comments
harvesterofmen
· 5 years ago
I'm best friends with Winnie the Pooh. I must be Christopher Robin!
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NerdSubstance 26 comments
harvesterofmen
· 5 years ago
I have this with Skyrim. It's gotten so much that when my friends are having an issue with a quest or a dungeon or deciding what to multi class, they ask me for advice cuz I know most of the game by heart.
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Le Edgy Political Meme 20 comments
harvesterofmen
· 5 years ago
It's better that we try and solve the problem than sit idly by and let it continue because it's a "knee jerk reaction". And yeah, maybe most people involved haven't ever been cops, but it doesn't take a professional stonemason to know that you put the brick in the wall, not break it in half and toss it away.
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I wipe my ass with a wii fit weighing scales 1 comments
harvesterofmen
· 5 years ago
At least in my experience, most scales meant for weighing heavier items like humans don't register weights under a certain threshold. Mine doesn't register anything less than 5lbs I believe. And if I'm dropping 5lb turds, I got a bigger problem than charting them.
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Year of the racoon 1 comments
The obvious choice is... 3 comments
harvesterofmen
· 5 years ago
If you gotta protect her, you're dating the wrong kind of girls. Get you a girl that can hold her own in a fight.
Tom... No! 3 comments
Somehow at the end of the month, the same profits come in. And still, nobody asks how 5 comments
harvesterofmen
· 5 years ago
Exactly. Just because they made a mistake doesn't mean they aren't worth your time. You chose to enter into this business, obviously those people are gonna be a large part of it.
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Needs to make a comeback in the US 6 comments
The Bikini Bottom Horror 32: Restraining The Beast 3 comments
harvesterofmen
· 5 years ago
The second-to-last panel looks like squidward has a massive erection to me and I can't unsee it.
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Meanwhile at the Jurassic Park office 4 comments
Nuns roll out 3 comments
What you guys think? Acrylic Painting 6 comments
harvesterofmen
· 5 years ago
I thought this was a screenshot from some new video game at first. Amazing work!
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Applies to all the Birds as well 1 comments
harvesterofmen
· 5 years ago
Controversial opinion: if you wanna be treated like a car, you gotta go as fast as the cars. If you're not going the speed limit, you can't get pissed when cars pass you, cuz you're holding people up.
