Is that Macklemore?

What are you talking about? There is a lot of icecream still in there.

What in the f*%k does she wear to the Dollar Palace?

Can there also be potted petunias?

Maybe it's Maybelline

What's the map coverage of people who actually give a shit

Yet another one where the cat was clearly thrown

That's not a muscle. It's a tendon. If you can't see yours then it simply isn't stretching tight enough. You can feel it though if you press your finger down on your wrist.

She looks like the female gremlin from Gremlins 2

That's from Homestar Runner. The virus email episode.

Reminds me of Cosmo.

A G string, some might say