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See, deer? 1 comments
hexy · 1 day ago
This is cool. Where would I find something like that?
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Principal called students to yell at them about dirty dancing. They take it VERY seriously 8 comments
hexy · 2 days ago
I wish I had been cool enough to think of this in high school. Those students are EPIC.
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Seems accurate..... 32 comments
hexy · 1 week ago
Both. I know a lot of Latin guys who look pretty damn fine at 50-60...and I am straight.
Men of culture I see 32 comments
hexy · 1 week ago
So, pseudo pedo-bestiality is cool with you? Fuck that noise.
Men of culture I see 32 comments
hexy · 1 week ago
That theater is going to need a thorough cleaning afterwards.
My spirit animal 7 comments
hexy · 1 week ago
And this is why we test medicines on pigs - they are so much like humans.
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Women tennis is a popular male sports 9 comments
hexy · 1 week ago
Oh, you aren't really interested in the sport. You just want porn in real life.
You are doing it wrong, knucklehead.
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Wtf teeth 7 comments
hexy · 2 weeks ago
Never underestimate the power of sugar.
It was. It really, really was. 13 comments
hexy · 2 weeks ago
Ahhh, I just love Star Wars. I like the way that they handle the Cylons' humanity issues with Mr. Spock.
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It was. It really, really was. 13 comments
hexy · 2 weeks ago
Was. He is an ex-human, now.
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Rest in peace 2 comments
hexy · 2 weeks ago
Liquid nitrogen, stat!
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Beauty comes first 11 comments
hexy · 3 weeks ago
Dressed by programmer boys. Who live in the basement jacking it to Dolly Parton
*Hits blunt* Guys, I've got an other funny idea 22 comments
hexy · 3 weeks ago
Because that will definitely help to blend in with the natives of the time period...
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*Hits blunt* Guys, I've got an other funny idea 22 comments
hexy · 3 weeks ago
Right, which is why time travel is probably going to be disastrous, once it is/has been invented. Our germs will kill them and their germs will kill us.
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*Hits blunt* Guys, I've got an other funny idea 22 comments
hexy · 3 weeks ago
When they came back, the internet emoji was born. Unfortunately, the world had to wait hundreds of years until electiricity, computers and the internet were invented for us to enjoy their discovery.
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Noooo~ 14 comments
hexy · 3 weeks ago
I know how to put it, but you got the Name wrong: Its "Guest, you're a fucking idiot." What usually follwos is something like, "Tell your Mom I said hi. She left her shoes in my back seat."
Girl makes presentation on why her crush should date her. A+ For Effort!! 18 comments
hexy · 3 weeks ago
Dude was an idiot (as many, many dudes are). Girl needs a man, and a good man at that. She'd never doubt she was loved and adored. Alas, I think I'm too old at 32 for her.
Life(asshole edition) hacks 22 comments
hexy · 4 weeks ago
No, being superior to you makes me superior to you. Also, you have failed to understand the definition of guest. You may leave now.
Not everyone is happy with FaceID 13 comments
hexy · 4 weeks ago
Your Dad after he blew me. Say hi, btw.
Not everyone is happy with FaceID 13 comments
hexy · 4 weeks ago
My apologies. Allow me to correct, anonymous (and cowardly) guest: the way the religion is practiced by most modern countries is gender repressive. Howzat work for you?
Not everyone is happy with FaceID 13 comments
hexy · 5 weeks ago
No one says you have to buy into a gender-repressive religion, either,
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Life(asshole edition) hacks 22 comments
hexy · 5 weeks ago
Says the guest posting anonymously so they can try to feel superior to everyone else. Kindly fuck off.
Life(asshole edition) hacks 22 comments
hexy · 5 weeks ago
"supposed to", not "legally obligated to". Huge difference.
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Life(asshole edition) hacks 22 comments
hexy · 5 weeks ago
I'm guessing you are from well outside the USA, bc doing that in America would just get you followed around by staff trying to prevent you from shoplifting.
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Noooo~ 14 comments
hexy · 7 weeks ago
And yet, still not funny.
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