Lol, got me fucked. I will never touch another mans weiner so my weiner will work.

My guy, the only thing that's not porn in that picture is the top right

His drawings are alright, I do prefer other artist though. Like I prefer single characters rather than his comics

There are a good amount of people out there who own cars without a Bluetooth radio. Even then there are people who answer and pick up the phone instead of using bluetooth. With those 3-5 second of pulling out a phone to answer, a person can travel the distance equal to, or less than, a football field. Between that time traffic could stop.
Another problem is not listening to certain cues such as tires screeching due to slow traffic, trucks and other vehicles around you. Even loud music is a distraction.

Millage is bad, then again good if you barely go out. Everyone thinks you're a cop so everyone drives better

That's sad

Im going to be real with you chief, I would of never guessed that