I literally posted the aesthetic one last week lol
https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/485979/-d-f-/
I didnt onow the last 4 existed though.

(Proud Yeehaw)

Post Malone made a tweet that said "Met a koala today" with a picture of him petting a kangaroo.
After some time, a fake account appeared as the kangaroo and posted the same picture with the caption "Met Shia LaBeouf today."

Ah yes, end of senior year, 2015
"Going to prom, be back tonight"
Never went home that day, woke up hammered next morning. Still alive so guess it was alright.

It's a Mac

That doujin is a good read. He has good taste.

So imagine you have a job.
That job means getting paid to play games, a dream since childhood.
Your babe says "me or games".
You decide to continue to live your dream and find someone that supports you rather than living with someone you barely see and complains about your "hobbies".
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He had a good reason, anyone who says otherwise obviously hasn't been through that situation.

I feel like I've seen this in a game or movie. Looks cool though

Age role play with chains and latex however the girl must be wearing a waluigi outfit while calling me daddy and I roleplay as wolf fox in a dim lit dungeon.
Anything else is non-negotiable and the safe word is "I'm feeling it now, Mr.Crabs". Food and drinks will be available. Ladies DM me.

Woah there satan

Time to look for original masterpiece

Or Humphrey

"How rich are you?"
"I got a super car as a room divider"
"lol wut?¿?¿"

You know what, I have mad respect for hunters who kill to eat and let nothing go to waste.

*Woosh* you have smol pener

Ever heard of nugget porn?

No. Like I rather know that I hand scrubbed the smallest pieces of food and know nothing is stuck than to use a machine that will barely scrape anything off. Neat idea but I will stick to the old fashion on

I don't know why. But I hate these yet this is impressive hats to this guy

Why is it that I know exactly what you are talking about and why did I expect for this to be it...(´ー｀)