In my 18th Birthday, my mom and sister took me to IHOP at 1am. I didnt finish my pancakes and told my sister to get a "To go" box and went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I didn't know anything until I woke up to finish my pancakes and saw the entire plate a long with the pancakes.

You know what, sharks are real cool

I praise people who are enthusiastic. Like I wish I wasn't a debbie downer at times but damn kudos for lighting the mood

That's some old spice fiji

Google chrome uses a lot of RAM. Hence Google is eats all the RAM joke.
For those simpletons.

Darn I got syphilis

I mean, I would probably try to swing or something so good thing they improved

They can withstand some turbulence. They can always just swim away

I just see floating binoculars and a deer, what's the joke? :v

I am one of those people who don't know when to go home. I too like driving out in empty streets and blasting music. I know when people get tired but I love hanging out with other people who get lost in the fun and are not exhausted.

Nice, but without ice it's just n

I can tell that's Texas because of the registration sticker

Makes you feel like a real racer.
Also if you can drive manual, you can pretty much drive anything (that's on road of course)

This just reminds me of my childhood when my mum just cut fruit, barge into my room, and offer me some of whatever she was having. Those were the golden days.

I'm not saying the person who posted it is a liar, but I know a few people that actually do good things in god's name. Like they are literally healthy and dont do bad stuff because God says so. Which is good but j wish they weren't so strict about it.

Grade A quality if you ask me, looks painful

Incest is wincest

That's it, I'm joining the Klansmen.

I will throw hands with anyone who ties up their dog in their yard

Hehe, that's my state. Place is alright but Texas drivers are dangerously bad and lethal. We have a kill counter on highways for how many people died on our roads. Drive safely.

If it works, it ain't stupid.