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BBC News presenter pushes woman away, grabbing breast 9 comments
i_ · 15 hours ago
Why? You push center mass if you want someone to move. If you poked my shoulder or above, I'm just bending backwards because I know it pisses people off that they can't push me back.
Principal called students to yell at them about dirty dancing. They take it VERY seriously 8 comments
i_ · 16 hours ago
I can hear the high school leeching out of the boys. It's so funny.
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Why are you like this? 4 comments
i_ · 16 hours ago
But what if you let your pee decay?
SKROOM PAP PAP 1 comments
i_ · 16 hours ago
That song pisses me off so much. I'm not sure if there's a way to make worse music.
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Don't worry, it's not their house 15 comments
i_ · 16 hours ago
Just because you have rights doesn't mean you can't lose them. If you (needlessly) murder, you (should) lose your right to life. If you're a fuck with guns, you lose your right to guns.
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A coin in mercury 5 comments
i_ · 17 hours ago
Only if you have an open wound really. Liquid mercury is the "more" safe version.
Beautiful lady has been taking selfies with all the men who catcall her 33 comments
i_ · 19 hours ago
Here's an interesting story. I was once out with my female friend at her work where she had a creeper customer. He came in and started creeping on her and I was like h-h-h-ey man how you doin? And he looked at me weird and walked out.
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Beautiful lady has been taking selfies with all the men who catcall her 33 comments
i_ · 1 day ago
well...looks like I'm ugly then...
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Whoa!! That's close 9 comments
i_ · 1 day ago
Clearly you haven't held a stroller.
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Ultra douche 8 comments
i_ · 1 day ago
Christ on a stick, wouldn't that burn like the second layer of hell?
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Beautiful lady has been taking selfies with all the men who catcall her 33 comments
i_ · 1 day ago
Sometimes, I wish I was attractive enough to have creepers. At least that would be an objective indicator that I don't look like a decomposing fish.
Respect your mom 2 comments
i_ · 1 day ago
shikamaru?
Cats are like ghost though 4 comments
i_ · 1 day ago
You can close it. You can reach up and push on the lip.
How the did you manage to do that 3 comments
i_ · 2 days ago
You'd be surprised at how glasses can break. Hint: literally any way. They don't have a crystal structure so their fracture face can look like anything it wants.
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The dolly zoom effecf 13 comments
i_ · 2 days ago
Yes but how does it allow us to see the top of the block in one "frame" but not in the other?
Payback would be a b**** lol 3 comments
i_ · 2 days ago
On the contrary
Sounds about right 8 comments
i_ · 2 days ago
I'm pretty sure it's the kidneys that produce urine, not the liver.
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Stay in skool 16 comments
i_ · 2 days ago
Well TIL. Clearly I didn't pay enough attention in church.
Racist's Best Friend 10 comments
i_ · 3 days ago
Ima be honest if someone referred to a black person as a "darkie" I'd be more shocked than if they called them "nigger".
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The dolly zoom effecf 13 comments
i_ · 3 days ago
How does zoom change perspective?
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Wholesome joke 4 comments
i_ · 3 days ago
You have an interesting family.
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Sounds about right 8 comments
i_ · 3 days ago
Eh. As long as you rehydrate yourself soon-ish then you should be fine.
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Stay in skool 16 comments
i_ · 3 days ago
As far as I know, Christianity has no concrete definition of hell besides a state without God. As I recall, the classic interpretation of hell as a fiery place spewing sulfur and brimstone came from Dante's works.
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Keepin warm 2 comments
i_ · 3 days ago
is that a mini nugget?
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I Don't Think I'll Answer 5 comments
i_ · 3 days ago
And there's my idea for the next spam caller.
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