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Someone please hit me with a truck

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Funniest censorship 7 comments
i_ · 10 hours ago
Saudi is a cancer on most things good.
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good advice 11 comments
i_ · 1 week ago
There's a difference between "talk to us if you need help" and "don't be a dipshit". Stealing is being a dipshit. You don't need the candy, you got six of the exact same bars at home in your candy bag. Missing homework isn't "I don't understand and I missed the deadline", it's "don't be a dipshit and get your ass straight". Calling your parents because you recognize you're too drunk to drive (or if you drank at all) is "talk to us if you need help".
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good advice 11 comments
i_ · 1 week ago
And then there's blatant disregard of rules they understand. I once slapped my younger brother so hard my dad came up and slapped me right after because my brother tried to pocket a candy bar when he was seven. Definitely old enough to understand you don't fucking steal.
EDIT: this was from a grocery store. I couldn't give a shit if it was from the household candy bag.
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Feels so good after exams 7 comments
i_ · 1 week ago
I'm not sure what euphoria you're on. I felt like I was suffocating on my own vomit while being dropped into a raging river with a lead yoke around my neck.
What's your name 19 comments
i_ · 1 week ago
Which is why I as a yellow piece of shit, can bang a black man and become pregnant whereas if I stick my dong in a dog the dog won't because humans are the same species while humans and dogs aren't.
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What's your name 19 comments
i_ · 1 week ago
It's saying it's not.
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Art by David Jablow 16 comments
i_ · 1 week ago
Yeah, no. Go fuck yourself because humor is all encompassing and clearly you have a far too narrow definition of "humor".
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I don't mind 16 comments
i_ · 1 week ago
AND THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T TAKE PICTURES OF RANDOM PEOPLE IN PUBLIC. BECAUSE IT'S IMPOLITE AND ILLEGAL IN SOME PLACES BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THAT. IT'S IMPOLITE.
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Art by David Jablow 16 comments
i_ · 1 week ago
Yeah, yes. Please get a sense of humor. Thanks.
Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: 8 comments
i_ · 1 week ago
Have fun with that. The driver had gun ports and a shit ton of ammo.
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We all had this professor 25 comments
i_ · 1 week ago
"rillian"
I'm a "nice guy" 8 comments
i_ · 1 week ago
It turns out you don't need to use the windows key.
We all had this professor 25 comments
i_ · 1 week ago
I mean...Airwrecka Shawniquieshieka McDougall isn't really an easy name to pronounce. And why the fuck would you name your child "air wrecker" in the first place? That's a shit name by any measure of social appropriateness.
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Art by David Jablow 16 comments
i_ · 1 week ago
SO THAT'S WHERE MY MASSIVE TURD WENT
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I'm a "nice guy" 8 comments
i_ · 1 week ago
How'd you do the square root symbol?
Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: 8 comments
i_ · 2 weeks ago
Because with a bit of skill and lots of grit and spit and money you can make your own armored convoy?
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Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: 8 comments
i_ · 2 weeks ago
Technically he started the suicide process as soon as he got in the KillDozer. Once the armor was dropped on, there was no way out.
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Oh my goodness... no 11 comments
i_ · 2 weeks ago
This is why you don't fucking take pictures of random strangers. And also because it's impolite. And illegal in most places but who gives a fuck.
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I get some of ya would definitely try this 2 comments
i_ · 2 weeks ago
But why is it so expensive?
How is your day going? 4 comments
i_ · 2 weeks ago
Bruce Jenner?
/b/tard on bears and gorillas 4 comments
i_ · 2 weeks ago
And humans have guns and tanks and bazookas and grenades and body armor. Two humans with Modern Warfare 3 style Juggernaut armor would still get mauled by a single bear. Twenty bare handed humans would get demolished by one bear. Tools don't mean jack shit if the power balance is that skewed.
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Rusty van 2 comments
i_ · 2 weeks ago
That looks like a motorized paper cut factory.
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"Like bruh, I wanna die" 6 comments
i_ · 2 weeks ago
I'm called the serial rapist and the roofie guy.
Don't tell us where to pee 7 comments
i_ · 2 weeks ago
You can see the "fed up with this bullshit" on his face already
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heroes never die 1 comments
i_ · 3 weeks ago
Correction:
MY heroes never die
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