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Worst nightmare. 26 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
You all spout tolerance and acceptance of lifestyles (LGBT) and religion and whatnot and then you all start harping on someone for polygamy/premarital sex. Furthermore, you all assume that the couple didn't give the OK for this beforehand. Obviously from the context of the post they didn't but you all still shoot down the thought that it's possible to be polygamous without cheating.
Worst nightmare. 26 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Welcome to Funsubstance. Fuckholery abounds by the handful, stupidity reigns unchecked, and hypocrisy is a familiar neighbor.
Who's that Pokémon? 10 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I'm kinda unplugged right now. What's this new covfefe thing?
Interesting take by a German 30 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Jew guys need to stop gassing so punny
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Genius 20 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I'm talking barely bald tires, not ice-skating-rink flat.
If you crash hard enough to go through the window, there's gonna be a shit ton more crap that passing cars have to worry about than some dinky safety glass.
Genius 20 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I'm all for seatbelt laws but if someone wants to kill themselves I say let them do it. Stupid is as stupid does. I think a seatbelt citation should only be used as a fuck-you piggybacking fine on top of something else like drunk driving. Same with just-under-legal bald tires: using them as the primary reason for ticketing someone is mean. It should be used as a kick in the balls for some other offense, not as an offense by itself.
Daily Dose of Love #81- shoutout to the LGBTQ+ community! 66 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
To be fair, most insults nowadays are combinations of previous ones. It's hard to come up with a completely original one that can carry the same bite.
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Fact 19 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
And good for you. I doubt most people have the mental fortitude you have.
Fact 19 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
That bullied kid in the corner begs to differ. Peer pressure is surprisingly strong.
100% chance of winning if you do the last one 2 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Muay Boran.
Fact 19 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
An additional factor is the attitude druggies have towards drugs. Even if they they do it in their dark room with triple locks and a dead man's trap so nobody can see them doing it, even if they get the world's most expensive cleaning system so nobody can smell it, if their attitude towards drugs is "lol drugs" it's still really bad because it's an indication that drugs aren't really so bad because hey this guy here can do it with a smile and a laugh.
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" I saw you three weeks ago and you laughed at a joke so obviously you're lying " 21 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Well there you have it. An explanation. Chemical imbalance.
Daily Dose of Love #81- shoutout to the LGBTQ+ community! 66 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
That acronym grows faster than my track marks
That failed miserable 9 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
You should also coat the balloon in some material to prevent the chocolate from sticking. Powdered sugar or baking powder would suffice.
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Fact 19 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Welcome to my life. But that last comment was in total seriousness. Lungs are sensitive and inhaling really hot particles isn't good for them regardless of its composition: steam, smoke, whatever vape fluid is, or match-fumes.
And I figured out you could inhale the smoke from a just-lit match and breathe out the smoke in a little puff but now I have this odd burning sensation in my throat.
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This is too sad 6 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
is true
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This is too sad 6 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
They're too stupid to comprehend such things. He's probably still trying to figure out if it's day or night.
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Bart makes a good point 2 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Does it bother anyone that there are little circles in the top frame but not the bottom?
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The invincible prez 5 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I dunno. I don't trust the intelligence of most politicians.
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Fact 19 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Well...smoking is bad for you. No ifs, ands, or buts. I discovered smoking matches last week and I have this odd cough that I hope isn't related.
The animal people 5 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
The counter is that violence isn't always wrong. It's just that it's applied far too liberally for it to be enjoyable.
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Fact 19 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Maybe it's the casualness that which people approach weed that I hate. If I was casual about my heroin usage you can bet that people'd be all up in arms.
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A patriotic lunatic!!! 9 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Ah, the fun and guaranteed way to kill yourself. Have a diddlie with a kiddie and turn yourself in.
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Fact 19 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I don't understand why people say "oh well shit weed ain't bad" bullshit it's not bad. It's a mind altering substance. Maybe for better or worse we still don't know AFAIK but it certainly isn't something you should be on for the majority of your waking hours.
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