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Happy Holi peeps! 19 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I sneezed just looking at this
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Yet humanity decides to give millions to semi-literate guys who chase a ball on the grass 38 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
As far as I know, usually yes. The surgeons will take an hour or two's nap and food break or whatever while someone else cycles in but for the most part they're actually standing there surgeoning the shit out of the patient.
At least, that's what I've been lead to believe from the stories I've read and heard of.
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For the chuckle 11 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Correct, money is an indicator of how much debt is owed to the “owner” of the money. All other methods of payment such as gold or gems are simply part of a barter system.
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Thermoelectric fan powered by a candle! 3 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Ironic that something usually intended to disperse heat is being powered by heat.
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Anyone else creeped out by this 26 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Am I an idiot?
Get a suit they said 10 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
No that's Gru
This pen 13 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I didn't know the ink was viscous enough to spread that far.
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For the chuckle 11 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I didn't know this until about two years ago, but you literally cannot have money without debt.
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I didn't even know how to react 8 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Actually though, us guys have the societal expectation of being tough and gruff and strong and proud but we really do need affection just like any other person.
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Tape measure usage 4 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
You slept thirty seven kilograms
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Ok. And now 7.1 atmos 1 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I tried this a few years ago. Does not work. But that might also be because my sinuses are plugged so bad that Mario wouldn't be able to plumb his way through.
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It's still your day 1 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
BACK IN MY DAY WE'D HAVE THIS PAYLOAD DELIVERED ALREADY
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Mah heart 5 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
And that's the grinch talking. You dun fuck'd if the grinch himself is telling you how nasty your heart is.
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With who?! 5 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
there's a fetish for that
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Wish we lived in a world like this 25 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Coruscant?
Oh God nooo... 25 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
as seen on reddit
good old coconutting
Paradoxical cleansing of the gene pool 4 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I wish that if you fell off the edge of the world, everything would magically be redone such that life would have been, is, and will continue as if you had never existed. Basically a "remove from existence" button for anything that you can dump off the edge.
Bring it on, Come up with more 9 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I fucking fuck this.
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18-year-old Linda Siegel whose low cut top caused controversy at Wimbledon in 1979 9 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
How is that remotely comfortable?
Feeeeelllllllssssss 6 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
God damn it took me staring at this hint for two minutes to understand the post.
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Know your jacks 4 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
There's actually two main kinds of 4-pin plugs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phone_connector_(audio)#TRRS_standards
OMTP and CTIA which are, in the Tip-Ring-Ring-Sleeve order: left-right-mic-ground and left-right-ground-mic respectively.
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Bigger is not always better 25 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
You’d be surprised at people’s sexual tastes.
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Boob tape failure 2 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
what the hell is boob tape
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Press releases can be boring sometimes 4 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I have glasses and I do this too, except instead of going from my forehead to my nose I wiggle my nose until I can get my glasses to fall off my face.
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Bigger is not always better 25 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
That joke took three hours to get but I do appreciate it.
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