how is he stuck?

looks like mini bath soap

love how he's trying to look under the door

misread as "Free-hand with micro penis"

i thought that was a flock of birds

this raises questions, does the carpet match the drapes? she shave, trim, let grow wild? If wild, do they, you retreat to the cave when scared? if so, you know . .

this is great for the first missile, but what about the second?

i think i've seen this horror movie, it doesn't end well

PSA - you shouldn't hit trees with swords, they don't slice through them as you imagine.

i'm glad my school didn't have a dress code, if i was forced to do this, I would have gone commando

just because a theory fits the facts, doesn't mean it's truth

you do lose height as you get older, also, taller people tend to end up in wheelchairs or mobility scooters too

this happened to me once

diagnosis, you friend zoned yourself

dumbass

that means i'm immune

i noticed my leg was like this also last week