Just be happy.

Not necessarily. That could just be the number of couples who got married, that doesn't necessarily include their partners since only one person counts for a "couple" here. 4,123,651 couples could have gotten married.

Hah. Loser thinks there's other planets.

Get a head start.

I had survived.

"Can't, my mom needs help moving in."
"Sorry, my mom needs my help with something."
"No, I need to call my mom about something important."
"Dammit, can't, my mom needs me over."

Less more, don’t boop, shoot snoot.

That’s a black widow baby. ;)

For anyone wondering, this is "Grand Torino".

Not even that cross can save you from your sin, boy.

Quite honestly? This is too much. The Simpsons is a show that's been going on ever since I can remember. I understand that people are upset about this, but it's a continuity that I don't think ever really goes away. The show itself is based off of stereotypes in America. There are already so many racist stereotypes that the show portrays for the use of comedic content. If it bothers you to watch it, don't watch it. If his portrayal is a problem, you'd have to get rid of every other character that has been remotely racist, then. Making a big deal out of something so small is a sure fire way to perpetuate that stereotype more and make it seem even MORE true. Some battles are not to be fought. Extend your view on it, yes, but don't force the show's hand. It's a comedy. Treat it as such.

Cheetahs love fast food.

Almost had a stroke reading, thanks.

I would LOVE to go there.

I- that pun. Wow. Hats off to you, sir.

Idiot thinks there’s other planets.

Very interesting. I would like that feature to stay there.

The best company is often silence.

May I ask what's so horrid with hotdog water? (I've never had it).