Rip.

What does that even mean? The sounds are going in your ear but there's no brain to process it.

When I was a kid, my mom asked my brother to show her America on a map. His first choice: Australia. His second: Russia.

Only in 'stralia.

I don't see the connection between the two.

Fun fact: a rapier would actually either beat or tie with a broadsword.

Valentina vezzali did just that.

I ship it.

Oh dear.

Why are they putting it in the glass if they're just going to pour it out again?

Oh cool, you're from belgium. What's it like there?

Please be a joke. Please be a joke. Please be a joke...

Wth?

Too bad she wasn't one of them.

Yeah. Same with me.

Bombs detonated.

Advertisements should just be a simple list of facts with maybe a brief, real demonstration. None of that "I can't do basic tasks" bullshit.