Her teeth..... I've never seen them before!

The top right of the cloud looks like it has an angry face.

I don't know about your moms, but when my mom calls, you get down there. Otherwise shit is taken away.

I don't let dogs lick my mouths, but dogs are adorable.

Obviously you would push since the door frame is in the way if you pull

Or the fact that they see one they've made... that would be awkward.

My sister saw a mosquito and she let it suck her blood generously, and the insect drank so much it exploded and she sat there and laughed the most creepiest laugh.

I would go for the view. It still has loads of space.

That's the beat from Phineas and Ferb. Sorry if I spelled something incorrectly.

That's so kind of you! It's people like you that make the world a little better.

I feel like nothing would happen, all of us are the awkward kid sitting in the corner. Me... Well I say really random shit.

It looks like they spelled Jews wrong.

You should let other people help with the story, like add a line.

I feel like a story with Funsubstance commenters would be epic! Maybe creepy....

When I looked at this, my hands and feet tingled, like they got the sensation of falling. If I got this from my child, I'd just be glad they are still alive.

You forgot Alan Rickman.

My heart......my feels. Why must you do this?

If you actually had money.

I bet you thought that this would be a very angry feminist comment.

Holy shit! Delete this now, she's gunna make a song about you. Save yourselves!!!

In the second movie, they get married.